Finished Folds (4301—4320)
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3But now Mack, he spends just like a sailor. Can it be our boy has got a rash? You bet he does, and that's why his nose is brown. It'll take a fortune in Rash-O brand rash cream to
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4But Mad Max always managed to get into the liquor cabinet anyway, and the consumption of alcohol that always ensued did nothing to quell his road rage. But after the fifth of
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3Then he huffed and he puffed and he blew Cornfed Pig's house down, which was embarrassing because Cornfed Pig had been taking a shower at the time. The wolf dude stole a silver
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0the name of Dr. Siughjgky himself! Indeed, the fiend had impersonated the good doctor and had given patients incredibly bad advice, such as "Always keep a cicada under your tongue
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0caught you tailing me," trumpeted the Elephant Seal, "I would trumpet!" "Good lord!" gasped Det. Manatee as he tried in vain to cover his ear-holes with his flippers. Then with a
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8Come into the fold, sibling, and be folded. We will attend to your every need and also empty your bank account for yea, you're the blessed, as we can tell by the folds on your face
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1newt, leg of newt, sinus tissue of newt... "All we got is newts," the head Millinium witch wailed, " isn't there anything else to work with?" The other witches scattered, looking
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9a strip joint. I told the kids that the ladies were just getting out of their clothes so they could put on their bathing suits. To music. "Fun, eh kids?" I asked them as the
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7all he could manage, and these did not ever get Cthulhu to a REM state. Manatee trick to slip a sedative into Cthulhu's coca, but instead slipped on the rug and the drug landed in
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2was Orangina and tried to drink it from those bulbous little bottles. Weird guy. Shrub's pet goat was enjoying its freedom from Shrub, and was under the porch giggling softly to
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1But the next day was the Norm's 20th birthday, and we all went down to the driveby Cake-Thru and ordered Smith Island Cakes and ate them in the car. It was an orgy of frosting
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5other guy's pail, and soon Harold would be off duty. You decided to lay low in your tank, biding your time but soon the smell of fish had you up and performing for the four o'clock
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2last chance with Hortense and was not about to blow it. I put out the dog and the cigar, poured the booze down the toilet and brushed my teeth so hard that my gums bled. But I
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1stricken from the books and the judge called a recess for the purpose of drinking all the Scotch he had hidden in his chambers for a rainy day. When the trial resumed, the lass
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1They rocked down to Electric Avenue. At some point one of the parachutes caught fire and Nanoboy had to jump into a pail of pale ale. "How am I going to explain this to Mom?" he
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3only does what Bjorn wants to do, and so the Swedish meatballs came out tasting like Swedish Fish, which of course are never eaten by Swedes. "Smooth move, Sven," taunted Bjork.
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0punching him in the face only a quahog could love. In fact, teenaged quahogs had posters of his face all over their walls. But not after this incident, which cut that career short.
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6It had to have been a choosy father then, that had done the deed. His gaze gave the stink-eye to each of the suspect's photographs until it landed on Landrew Landau, with whom he
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2Boingeaux the French Clown had a 5 o'clock shadow that was only visible through the white greasepaint at close range. Abigail had been that close, and wanted to get closer, but
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2Her majesty had been in a bad temper all morning, due to her new, strict diet. She gave orders to the fusiliers to obliterate the castle kitchen so that she could order carry-out