Finished Folds (4301—4320)
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3being Head Quahog on an asteroid that no-one had ever heard of, and there was a pension plan. This worked out pretty well for Duncan until drones were invented. After that, pffft.
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2the history of a tiny asteroid known to Earth Scientists only as HY59R. The quahogs there had just held their first election for a leader, but no-one else cared. Schlomo the
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4in your spice cabinet. Drop that celery salt! Everyone uses that. Be creative. She'll be cumin 'round the mountain, they say. Dill death us do part. Cayenne if you can. Deviled egg
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3That was because Gus the bear was so huge you wouldn't think of beating him, just getting out of there quick. He even gave Lady Gaga the fantods, and she's a tough cookie. Gus wept
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4to the future, the proprietor strolled down the pesticides aisle, and people followed him, like sea monkeys follow a flashlight. Down to the shampoo aisle they followed, and onward
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5"Tell me what you know of the universe, O goat," said the eunich to his new friend. "Meh," said the goat. "I know just what you mean," said the eunich. And so the two friends went
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4Rubber Babs. She wasn't a person really, but a spirit who inhabited a Barbara Streisand full head mask. Rubber Babs could play the ukulele better than any other rubber mask in the
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2"Anyone using the store as a potty will be deported. We are not amused." Looking back, I suppose that wasn't a wise proclamation, but I did wind up with time to hear myself think.
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3for ammonia-based tinctures, which were cheap to produce, but not as cheap to produce as Blue Clyde, the band that came out of no-where. Lead singer Roger Dirt's solo album was not
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4Charlie Brown became a poof. He and Boingeaux the French Clown dated for a while, but two clowns in one relationship was one clown too many. They parted the worst of enemies and
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4I hadn't fed him very well, or sent him to obedience school, that's why he went bad.So the police sent the dog catcher over to pick me up and stick me in the Pound in his place
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5The devil-nun continued to fillet these fish and together they had a pretty good little business going, even though customers were a bit put off by her heavy breathing apparatus
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3But when the three little kittens saw Princess Bernice in her meat cleaver costume, they lost more than their mittens, let me tell you. They left town on the next bus and never
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4screen adaptations for his dystopian books. Ballard always allowed a lot of interpretation, basically having all ready been paid for the story. He even let me turn "Crash" into a
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3awoke to realize that the voice came from a tiny rendering of Steve Buscemi's face that someone had painted into a tacky floral painting on the wall. His eyes were wide shut.
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2one look at the imposter fruit and left in a huff. there was to be no juice that day in Mudville. Plenty of fruit cocktail, though, if you're into that kind of thing.
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2Little did they know that the Great Spirit had given them Eternal Life, and all their fussing about the end of the world was in vain. It would be their personal Heck, to never get
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5"I am," said Murray the Mandrill. The mayor was then forced to preside over Murray's wedding to Barbara Mandrill, who wore lace hot pants and a veil made of banana peels. The bride
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2with vegetarian pork rinds crumbled on the top. Michael Stipe just ate the pseudo pork rinds and didn't touch the pie, claiming that it smelled "meaty". His lunch partner stared
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3"There's nothing worse than a stoned boy with wings," she was oft heard to say. But Puck and Icarus could smell the grass on her, being mythological and sensitive party types.