Finished Folds (4321—4340)
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3heretic to mention the fnords at the Vatican, but also because the sound one makes when one pronounces the word "fnords"is very unpleasant to His Holiness' ears. The Swiss Guard
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5The Church of Holy Crap every Sunday, where the minister pretended not to notice, lest his eyes melt. Hades was proud of his atrocious wardrobe and flaunted it at every opportunity
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4the fool and laughed, but since his woman done left him, he had the blues, and so did all the other Smurfs. What people took for cool was really a species-wide depression.
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4After he left I opened the envelope that contained the location of my soul. "Brigitte's Diner, West 4th Street" it said. What a dive. Figures. I contemplated living without it, but
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3Obviously the cards were stacked against me, so I made a feeble excuse and backed out of the room, knocking over drinks and apologizing as I went. As soon as I'd cleared the
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4had we not been exposed to it, we might not have developed our passion for patchwork dresses and Jeb Hats, which made quite a penny for the local seamstresses. But fads pass, and
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6kiss on it. And this was how Karl the Face on My Toe came to be. Karl and the lizard dated for a while, but the lizard got bored with him quickly, as all he could do was to stare
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4will you do for survivors if he doesn't survive and inherit all your dollops after you don't survive something? Yes, this was the existential itch that wriggled in my lizard mind
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5with any explanations at all. These phrases made Bunga so popular among his people that he became the star of his own show, which he put on every evening on the big yellow rock
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4The secret ingredient was yogurt made from milk of magnesia, which wasn't available in either Russia or Syria at that time, so the soldiers had to fake it with Pepto Bismol, which
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1Horrified, he contacted Superman, in hopes that he could reverse the Earth's rotation and then the nomination, but Superman was on vacation in Cleveland with Lois Lane and
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4Yul Brenner's grave, where they left a bouquet of toupees. Dr. Quantiman and Drew Carey knew that they would never again grow any hair, but they could do an informercial for
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4Paul McCartney to stop singing about him. Well, there was gunplay, and soon the old birdfeeder had become a ghost feeder and Sir Paul had to keep filling it with ectoplasm or
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3holes had formed in space? Detective Blopski knew that in order to find these criminal animals (or "craminals" as he like to call them) he would have to enter one of these
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4Walt put on a pair of mouse ears and did a little dance, which entranced George Lucas, who had never seen a dead man dance with mouse ears on before. "Okay, you win," he said.
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3Karl the window washer, who was only in it for the money. Jerry Mahone and Kukla, who were the puppet-master's master puppets, planned to distract Karl with a cute little song and
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7was unaware that the tree had caught hold of his squirrelly tail and was in no mood to let it go. "We'll see who finishes this story," said the tree as Frumpy struggled
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2his re-entry to the earth's atmosphere had turned him into a ball of flame that many mistook for a meteor, but I knew it was really Bowie's soul, re-born as another kind of star.
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3A huffing and puffing came from outside the window and he knew at once that the wolf was at the door, waiting to make rabbit stew out of him, but he was still stuck in his chair
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9Cecil and had fled a dimension in which all towels had been persecuted and left to dry on the line. Cecil and I had been chased all over the universe and were wanted on seven