Finished Folds (4321—4340)
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1From somewhere in Chung's childhood he remembered a cartoon character named Stromboli. A huge, evil Italian guy. Nothing edible. By now Chung had become quite hungry. He went
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1instantly located them. They were in Flipper's secret stash at Marineland. Don't let anyone tell you that dolphins aren't smart. They're too smart. Flipper refused to return them
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6the idea of a food fight at The Last Supper was rather creative, I had to admit. Finally seeing the genius in the piece, I raised my paddle and made a bid for $4. I won.
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1I was screwed, because I could not think straight any more. Maybe the answer was to think backwards. ?that do to I was how buT
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4they gave up detective work and became beatniks. They played bongoes and never bathed again and made art that looked like trash and wore eye liner and never looked back. The End.
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2Some guy on stage interrupted the Blue Clyde concert to inform us that some poorly manufactured acid had been handed out, and that they were sorry, and then he turned into Henry
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1kissed while drunk at a party and later found out was Ronald McDonald. I had to wash my mouth out with anti-clown rinse to remove the flavor of grease and wilted lettuce. Burgers
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3something very, very naughty indeed, which I shan't honor with revealing at this time. Suffice to say it'd get you kicked out of finishing school, and you'd be finished. Finished!
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3being Head Quahog on an asteroid that no-one had ever heard of, and there was a pension plan. This worked out pretty well for Duncan until drones were invented. After that, pffft.
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2the history of a tiny asteroid known to Earth Scientists only as HY59R. The quahogs there had just held their first election for a leader, but no-one else cared. Schlomo the
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4in your spice cabinet. Drop that celery salt! Everyone uses that. Be creative. She'll be cumin 'round the mountain, they say. Dill death us do part. Cayenne if you can. Deviled egg
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3That was because Gus the bear was so huge you wouldn't think of beating him, just getting out of there quick. He even gave Lady Gaga the fantods, and she's a tough cookie. Gus wept
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4to the future, the proprietor strolled down the pesticides aisle, and people followed him, like sea monkeys follow a flashlight. Down to the shampoo aisle they followed, and onward
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5"Tell me what you know of the universe, O goat," said the eunich to his new friend. "Meh," said the goat. "I know just what you mean," said the eunich. And so the two friends went
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4Rubber Babs. She wasn't a person really, but a spirit who inhabited a Barbara Streisand full head mask. Rubber Babs could play the ukulele better than any other rubber mask in the
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2"Anyone using the store as a potty will be deported. We are not amused." Looking back, I suppose that wasn't a wise proclamation, but I did wind up with time to hear myself think.
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3for ammonia-based tinctures, which were cheap to produce, but not as cheap to produce as Blue Clyde, the band that came out of no-where. Lead singer Roger Dirt's solo album was not
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4Charlie Brown became a poof. He and Boingeaux the French Clown dated for a while, but two clowns in one relationship was one clown too many. They parted the worst of enemies and
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4I hadn't fed him very well, or sent him to obedience school, that's why he went bad.So the police sent the dog catcher over to pick me up and stick me in the Pound in his place
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5The devil-nun continued to fillet these fish and together they had a pretty good little business going, even though customers were a bit put off by her heavy breathing apparatus