Finished Folds (4341—4360)
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3But when the three little kittens saw Princess Bernice in her meat cleaver costume, they lost more than their mittens, let me tell you. They left town on the next bus and never
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4screen adaptations for his dystopian books. Ballard always allowed a lot of interpretation, basically having all ready been paid for the story. He even let me turn "Crash" into a
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3awoke to realize that the voice came from a tiny rendering of Steve Buscemi's face that someone had painted into a tacky floral painting on the wall. His eyes were wide shut.
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2one look at the imposter fruit and left in a huff. there was to be no juice that day in Mudville. Plenty of fruit cocktail, though, if you're into that kind of thing.
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2Little did they know that the Great Spirit had given them Eternal Life, and all their fussing about the end of the world was in vain. It would be their personal Heck, to never get
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5"I am," said Murray the Mandrill. The mayor was then forced to preside over Murray's wedding to Barbara Mandrill, who wore lace hot pants and a veil made of banana peels. The bride
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2with vegetarian pork rinds crumbled on the top. Michael Stipe just ate the pseudo pork rinds and didn't touch the pie, claiming that it smelled "meaty". His lunch partner stared
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3"There's nothing worse than a stoned boy with wings," she was oft heard to say. But Puck and Icarus could smell the grass on her, being mythological and sensitive party types.
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3heretic to mention the fnords at the Vatican, but also because the sound one makes when one pronounces the word "fnords"is very unpleasant to His Holiness' ears. The Swiss Guard
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5The Church of Holy Crap every Sunday, where the minister pretended not to notice, lest his eyes melt. Hades was proud of his atrocious wardrobe and flaunted it at every opportunity
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4the fool and laughed, but since his woman done left him, he had the blues, and so did all the other Smurfs. What people took for cool was really a species-wide depression.
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4After he left I opened the envelope that contained the location of my soul. "Brigitte's Diner, West 4th Street" it said. What a dive. Figures. I contemplated living without it, but
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3Obviously the cards were stacked against me, so I made a feeble excuse and backed out of the room, knocking over drinks and apologizing as I went. As soon as I'd cleared the
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4had we not been exposed to it, we might not have developed our passion for patchwork dresses and Jeb Hats, which made quite a penny for the local seamstresses. But fads pass, and
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6kiss on it. And this was how Karl the Face on My Toe came to be. Karl and the lizard dated for a while, but the lizard got bored with him quickly, as all he could do was to stare
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4will you do for survivors if he doesn't survive and inherit all your dollops after you don't survive something? Yes, this was the existential itch that wriggled in my lizard mind
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5with any explanations at all. These phrases made Bunga so popular among his people that he became the star of his own show, which he put on every evening on the big yellow rock
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4The secret ingredient was yogurt made from milk of magnesia, which wasn't available in either Russia or Syria at that time, so the soldiers had to fake it with Pepto Bismol, which
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1Horrified, he contacted Superman, in hopes that he could reverse the Earth's rotation and then the nomination, but Superman was on vacation in Cleveland with Lois Lane and
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4Yul Brenner's grave, where they left a bouquet of toupees. Dr. Quantiman and Drew Carey knew that they would never again grow any hair, but they could do an informercial for