Finished Folds (4341—4360)
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3with a raging hangover which made him wince whenever the judge banged her gavel. "Mr. Cochran, are you all right?" the judge asked him as he leaned over to spew into a trashcan
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6to all but sea monkey eyes, which could read the printing but could not interpret it in dance form. But Troi had studied with the great Mick Hail Brushnokiev and enlightened them
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3Served with this meal was a complimentary smoothie made out of black raspberries, fennel and sea monkey eyes. One sip and I had the strength of forty million sea monkeys.
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6informed me that my parrot was, indeed, dead and that the cheese had run all over the floor and the cat had eaten it. No wait, that was another python. My newly scented fingers
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2She Googled "channel 147" and found that it was not a recommended site, as it contained a virus. So she drank plenty of water and took her vitamin C, and visited the site anyway.
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4But the Texans down the street hated me, called me "stuck up" and tried to make my skin into cowboy boots. Luckily Mrs. Ostrich knew karate and was able to
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5This despite warnings posted by the movie and TV show title (both starring Doris Day, I think). But Ginsberg and Kerouac were way too cool for Doris Day and went On the Road
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2The first picture of five was of a twelve year old Sea monkey, the oldest one living at the time (October of 1978). His brow was rumpled from all the grief he had suffered
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4But bunnies ate it up like so many tasty carrots. Rabbits, you see, have not only an ear for music, but two very long ones, and so can appreciate Paul Erdos' genius.
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2shards that fatally stabbed all the insects on the counter at the time. Johann captured it all on video and became the King of Facebook by 9 am the next morning. But revenge was
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7Someone had put sugar in the tank! Cap'n Crunch was sure it was Frankenberry, that pink-faced freak. The good Cap'n had had just about enough of his pranks. "I'll fix his little
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1and the jackrabbit kicked her in the face. "Here now," yowled Tom, "there's no call for kicking ladies in the face!" But Jack the rabbit just scampered down the old dirt road to
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8promote the spawning of Sea Monkeys. "We are a dying breed," Sea Monkey #1 argued, 'ever since some brat blabbed that we're just brine shrimp! We need to be reconstituted before
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3into the toilet. "Are you sorry I didn't close the lid this time?" I asked Nicky, but she was not amused. "Let's give him a Swirley," I suggested, even though my stomach was
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4schools or highways. Candyland was becoming a wasteland under the influence of Mayor Zotz. The gingerbread people couldn't believe they had voted for him. "We've been duped," they
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3But one little paper airplane landed in Tiny Tim's ukulele. He found it there later, and unfolded it. "I want to open a winery with you," it read, "sincerely, Colonel Rumpcheeks."
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3that smelled of Worchestershire sauce and Chanel #4. The Reverend Mother mistrusted Sister Nutrena, but could not tell her to leave, so she put her on kitchen duty. Sister Nutrena
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2Back then you could count on combs to be black, just black. None of these fancy-pants comb colors we have now. Raymond pulled up his bootstraps and entered the Time Machine
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2spattered in his face. But Fabio knew that pigeon shit was good for his hair, and smeared it over his golden locks. "Ew," exclaimed the jury, and asked the judge for a recess
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3But one day she tried to bathe their baby, Tiny Bubba, in the bathtub gin by mistake. This did not kill him, but made Tiny Bubba into a ukulele star almost overnight. People came