Finished Folds (621—640)
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3Italian. "I won it offa my brother, Pliny the Middle Child, in a card game," he replied, "It'sa not so good in water, but it floats apretty nice in cheese!" "Say, Pliny the Elder,"
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1And now I'd like to bring these same cannibal delicacies to the vegan community, with my new Tofuman Cookbook! Now even vegetarian zombies can enjoy brain substitute dishes and
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2"Grandma!" exclaimed little Winifred, who had never heard her grandmother curse like that, nor could she see the apparition that Granny was now clawing at. "YOU SUNNIVA BIRCHBARK
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3The man in the now-not-so-white suit wept. Little did he know that fashion designer Flippotino was watching from a window. "How much for that green-streaked suit?" he called to the
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3drink it, even though he knew that if he did, he would win Jessie's love and die moments later in her arms. Juan loved her, but knew she wasn't really worth it, no matter how much
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2"How about if I ERASE?" I yelled at the spirit as I took out a huge felt eraser and wiped the chalk from my forehead. "GAH!" shouted the spirit, "Where'd ya go, ya whippersnapper?"
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2large portion of her brain that she had no other particular use for, stirred in water to make a thin but satisfying gravy, and put it in a bowl. "Here Zombies," Liza called to them
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10to my death. The coroner ruled it as a Yuletide suicide, but he was wrong. I had just had too much spirit of the season. At least I wouldn't have to send any more cards or go to
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4And all the little peach trees of the world blossomed as one, and from each bloom floated a little peach baby, wafted on the sweet scent. Peach gathered them into her castle and
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3"Hmm," uttered Camphalulu, "Maybe we shouldn't have stopped in at that pot shop before we started our journey." But Ona didn't hear him. She was too busy staring at a pirate ship
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3Apparently the pelican thought he was Donald Duck and the Lilliputian Minish were trying to gaga him so that he couldn't annoy anyone else with his speech defects. Gargantua and
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10the game was over, we put our balls away and exchanged false phone numbers. That was the last I saw of my hermaphrodite lover, until seven years later, in Paris. S/he was at a cafe
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3Meanwhile, Dean Cain's left pudenda continued to atrophy until it looked like a dehydrated raisin, which made him feel shy in the locker room at Big Steve's Gym. But Lady Gaga did
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2with the same delicious barbecue that had enthralled this messy man. "Let's go get more of that grub," she suggested, with a wink. "I'm with you, sister!" he said. And so the two
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5Soon her screams were reduced to a dreadful gargling sound. Luckily, these were heard by Martin Lukewarm, who dreamed of finding a girl who gargled enough to be kissed without
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2So Epstein crawled down the alley on his hands and knees, leaving a trail of his own blood, and died on Susan's front door stoop. "Looks like a red herring," Detective Manatee said
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3And everyone knows that Charles Bronson wouldn't hurt a fly. No, I was going to have to buy a loaded gun in an alley and then shoot the hell out of the bugs in my apartment. It was
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2But instead of being grateful, the gorilla peeled and ate them all at the Victory party, claiming that he was president and could do anything. In spite of this, the polls were
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3ahead of his main suspect at all times. In fact, Detective Manatee got to the scene of the murder 15 minutes before it occurred, long enough for a beer. When Carol entered the bar
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4night was cold, and Eugene's body had deteriorated more than I had thought, but I managed to bring him back to life and ask him the question that had been burning in my mind since