Finished Folds (681—700)
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3Frida's eyes just sat in her head, two dormant organs, but in listening to others, she realized that she was no less intelligent than they were. In fact, those with sight seemed
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6Joe Cartoon wondered whether there was another dimension, one in which people moved independently of the ideas of their creator. But Lois Cartoon, his wife, thought that Joe had
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2Translation And when he came back he became rich and thank God, thank God, pray, brothers, they arrived, the doors of my world are broken before the other, and the story is happy,
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2at that art show where they had spiked the punch with LSD, and didn't know what we were doing, but had grown fond of the giant lawn chair and didn't want to see it destroyed. So we
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1But suicide wasn't Druscilla's thing. Her thing was dancing the Samba. As long as she could dance, she would never commit suicide. Because to dance the Samba is to live. The music
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2underarms? It was then that King Kong entered the bathroom and reached for the huge shaver. She watched in horror from under the bath mat as Kong shaved off all of his fur. Under
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2trembled when Trevor walked by. "Don't be a drip, Squiggy," Lenny said to him, "you're the spawn of Cthulu and he's human. It'll never work." Deep inside, Squiggy knew that Lenny
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6..." but his voice trailed away as it dawned on his little canine mind that this was all too perfect: dogs swimming in gravy, and that in fact, they all must have died and gone to
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1and indeed the sheep did look mighty depressed. But Mohammed was kind to those with cloven feet, so he knitted the sheep a sweater and they watched the glad Rosh Hashanah sun set.
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1, she said as she beckoned him into the doorway. He knew he shouldn't follow her, but he had been so lonely on this tour of duty that his feet moved forward as his mind yelled
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2Jeff admired the beautiful script that surrounded the lever in the Arabic bomb silo. He wished that he had learned that calligraphy. He put down his sandwich and reached for the
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4hundred percent alcohol as soon as it entered my bloodstream, and though I remembered how much she loved my James Mason impressions, I could not recall how he spoke any more. She
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3-ich lasted 5 hours and was a complete failure. He tried to sue the hospital for his botched nose job, but the judge ruled the lawsuit invalid due to his lack of nostrils. So he
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5But this was to my detriment, as it made me steer clear of the Blue Light specials at Kmart, and I missed out on many a deal on singing wall fish and 100% polyester sheets. So I
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1not on board with numbers!" And with that, he leapt into the sea, leaving the captain and crew wild-eyes and mystified. A blue whale just happened to be passing by, and he grabbed
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7I am one of those people. Whenever I meet someone new, I say to them "You're wondering why I have blue hair, aren't you?" and they say "Why yes, it's like you're reading my mind."
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5-dwetters went down in history as the first annual parade that was cancelled before it began. The royals took their soiled mattresses and left in a huff, vowing to tax her for
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2the previous emporer had run the whole damned country into the toilet. But Chanoyu knew that if he ruled with an iron fist and a lead foot, he could put it into overdrive. Soon he
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0Suddenly Batman came out of nowhere and pushed the beautiful woman aside. He stared into my eyes. "What's that alluring perfume you have on?" he asked. "Mashed bugs," I said, "that
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2well, this was just plain cheating. I called the pet shop. "Did a lady just drive up in a station wagon and ask you for a cat?" I demanded to know. "Yes," came the reply, "she just