Finished Folds (701—720)
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4But still you refused to sell me an Apple computer on the grounds that I was being rude. You pointed out that you were wearing your shirt inside out because you had spilled yogurt
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7got a grip and realized that she and Agnes were being herded right into the abatoir! Clover grabbed Agnes by the ear and pulled her to a weak point in the fence through which they
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3And they realized that nature's fleas were people, too. So they took off their pets' flea collars and build a tiny shopping mall for the fleas, complete with a flea Cinnabon and a
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5There was a fee for wearing socks with sandals, for having a bee on your shoulder, for overdrafts (okay, I get that one, but), a fee for not cleaning behind the fridge, a hefty one
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3people on drugs" was the tagline. And sure enough, stoned people came out of the woodwork to buy these McGriddles, using change they had found under their sofa cushions. They smell
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4to poor acting, lousy direction and virtually zero special effects, and panned it. But the weirdo artistic types found Moonlighting 2: The Relightening to be a fascinating, quirky
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3-gy was taken away when she showed up for her speech wearing only Spandex tights and a pair of Band-Aids. She sued the school and started an university of her own called Form-Fit
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3once made a shower curtain completely out of Fruit Roll-Ups, which dissolved after use. He has no uvula. He once had a pet stool, and we're not saying which kind. His 4th marriage
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6snag. Control entered all Greek characters into the BakerBot9000's databank, tied a black rebozo around its head, hit "bake" and prayed for the General's tiramisu to emerge. But
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2was over, like last month's moon. She wished she didn't like Russian sausages so much. They had killed her figure and her popularity. She decided to join a Las Vegas convent called
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4wheeled turn (it was a colossal Winnebago after all) and headed for Holy Bagels to get Coppola's breakfast. Vanity felt certain that this would land her a role in his upcoming film
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8mess hall, a coupla nuts and me decided to split. What did we have to lose? We hid in garbage pails and were taken out at midnight. I was a free fruit at last. If only I hadn't hum
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4his lover/daughter (I think her name was Avuncula?) was unsurprisingly charmed by Capt. Caviar and leapt right into a Quality Inn with him at an hourly rate. The offspring of this
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3He had a very thick skull, which somehow remained intact even though his entire face area was blown clear through by the Anti-Gravs. I knew I had to seek revenge on them and jumped
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4a thick paste that would one day be a delicacy, but right now was just disgusting. Karin found it spattered all over Ronnie's walls and Venetian blinds and knew at once that she
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6he is laughing all the way to the bank. Sadly. Meanwhile, the zombie snakes had slithered into West Umbrage and taken over the Cathedral of Saint Molecule. Dozens of zoologists
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2Danger Mouse was saving a busload of orphans from falling off the Golden Gate Bride when his Mousy Sense told him that she was in trouble, but he could not stop to fly to her side.
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4They could not leave their chrome-sided stools, but were left to spin helplessly as the lemon merengue pie began to steam and bubble in its cake dish. He knew he should never have
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2-g. That, and the fact that she had bore nine of his children and he hadn't changed one diaper. But that's what she deserved for being flirtatious, I guess. Still, when he looked
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5to the cleaners" was the word upon the street, so people stopped doing business with Abyss and just let their homed get dirtier and dirtier. Meanwhile, the large person with the