Finished Folds (661—680)
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3"maintenance", which of course meant that his Mom would be hauling him off to the bath tub for a good scrub. Chad cringed as he looked at the clock. 5:57- three minutes until that
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2to her knees, she offered a silent prayer that her enemies might suddenly keel over before she had to shoot them. And lo, she watched as they clutched at their hearts and fell, one
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3"Like, wow. Those were the days." But these days being a Viking just meant wearing a hat with horns and drinking grog from an unwashed goblet. And sewing. Lots of sewing. She knew
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4living room," said the sofa, "and what sort of furniture are you?" Tyrion realized that his small stature had confused the locals and tried his best to look like an ottoman. "Oh, I
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2Mr. Ure informed me that actually, my captor had been a wrapper, and the ribbons used to tie my hands had been stolen from the gift wrap department at Macy's. He then disappeared
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2"But last time I wore that, you tried to chop my head off and put me in the deep fryer!" she wailed. "Oh, stop being such a baby about it. You're four now," I scolded. But she
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2heart's content, but very soon the police came knocking down his door. "What is the meaning of this?" Jameson the embezzler asked, feigning innocence. "You got a solid gold toilet
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5scared vow she had made to herself when she acquiesced to Jules and ate a can of Beefaroni (circa 1967) with him. The contents didn't agree with Jewel, she soon lost it, and him.
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5nswered testily. "Look, if you're going to do a cavity search on me, at least we can make it fun," I said, "You be the aliens and I'll be the little boy who tends the sheep." They
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6-chy with frustration. "We're losing them, girls," Naomi told the mermaids, "Does anyone know how to tap-dance?" But the mermaids could only shake their beautiful heads. "Shelley!"
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3But "Fear not," proclaimed Emperor SBF IV, "for through my God-like status, I shall restore your worlds!" The others looked at him hopefully as he finished his Chicken McNuggets.
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4technological imposition, leaving the TerrorMax 5000 disassembled on the floor, shooting sparks at the fluorescent light fixture. "We hate nollidge," the brats wrote on the chalk
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4I'm taking my cheap arse to the dollar store. The food may be full of lead, but at least I don't starve. I may go blind, but at least I eat. The fancy-schmancy expensive stores can
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2electronic tears, the cyborgs knew that they had to destroy all remains from the days of the humans, for even though they were all dead now, their influence could infect the minds
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7making change for anyone who might be interested." Vending Machine 17 blushed at the thought of her pimp's eagerness to get her out on the streets, the heat melting her Clark bars.
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4So we doused him with Hollandaise sauce and heaps of cilantro. "Ew," said the barbarian, "that crap tastes like soap." So Elandrair set the corpse on fire and sent it to Valhalla.
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4-iorama depicting the Death of George Washington using only macaroni noodles. Squawkers, being parrot of simple ways, had cooked the macaroni first. The shifty birds ate the pasta,
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2We are all merely matter to begin with, aren't we? Just atoms and stuff, no one atom any better than the rest. In this way, we are equals. It's only the labels that disillusion us
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3(International Rabbit Society) took him to trial and sent him to prison for nine years for unnecessary violence towards a lapine being. That ended his work in the Senate. From
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5was listening. Little did he know that the ears of corn had heard every scornful word that Donald had uttered about them and the noble folk who tended them. And this angered them.