Finished Folds (721—740)
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4his pride and made a little bruise below his left nipple, which he found later. He threw the Readers Digests into the alley and ran as the guard fired again. He knew he had to get
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2Who would need them then? Heck, Hermes was just an expensive brand of scarf to most people today. Even Aphrodite hung her head. "Maybe we need to show them some good, old-fashioned
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8But I digress. In its place arose a whole new town, known as West Umbrage. At first, people were reluctant to move to such a disagreeable place, but with the advent of social media
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7The headhunter speared the severed head with his machete and stomped over to the caterer. "You call this 'haute cuisine'?" he shrieked, "I've seen better cranium crepes at a
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3seem a bit surprised, even as his Euro-zombie wife dragged his lifeless body across the dance floor at his inaugural ball, leaving an orange trail on the marble tiles. "Make Americ
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2-tart of time, people have been attracted to shiny objects, and I am only human. I had stolen the broach to pawn for money, but had kept it because it was so beautiful. Zell didn't
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4poisoned over his use of oil pigments in this Jackson Pollock scrambled egg dish, he felt misunderstood. How dare they die when he was only trying to express himself? Philistines!
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6up. The ghost of Walt Disney showed me the door. "Get out of here, you tatoo-less rodent freak!" it snapped. It was then I began my life on the skids; lying in the gutter drinking
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4I was finally able to retire as night watchman at the aquatic zoo orphanage. My clothes no longer smelled of carbon filtration and the infernal sound of bubbles faded in my ears.
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4squirted green food coloring all over his sorry unpigmented arse. "That's what you get for stealing my cakebox, Greenie!" I smirked. But instead of angering, Albert the albino
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7beatnik society known as The Gone, and a hamster named Kevin all descended upon the water at the same time, it was hard to say who would be quenched. Certainly not the ghosts. But
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2to himself and others, the man in the orange mask often found himself falling off buildings and into manholes. "This is Great!" he would always yell from the back of the ambulance
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6promptly divorced him, just as he had done with everyone else in his life. But that was okay with the turtle, who sued Maculky for child support for all his little compact cars.
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6-a win a planet's heart, y'know," shouted the bus driver to the dust, "Ya just put yer lips together and blow." But when the dust attempted this, he dispersed himself into nothing.
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5Just then a young female egghead came prancing into the clearing. "I have one in my sites," Venkman whispered to Egon over the phone, "just one more step and she's mine." But the
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1-r bear rug on the ice and began to unpack their picnic hamper. "Nuts! I forgot to pack the hot mustard!" fussed Ukatu, stamping his muklukked feet and causing a crack to appear at
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3start a restaurant franchise there called HFMH, Hyena-Fried-Monkey-Heads. The people of Cleveland, being open-minded, embraced this new cuisine, and very soon the hyenas found
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2But the alien wrinkled its 9 meter nose at Sir Murdoch's cash. "I'm sorry, sir," it said wearily, "but we do not recognize this crap. We can only end the human race for dollops."
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3But just before I close the lid, my mutt Fogley dashed in and stole a stick of the dynamite. Thinking it's a game, he rushes out the doggy door into the yard with the TNT in his
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4that she knighted him. From then on he was to be "Sir Mr. Ed". He did a horse-laugh and clicked his hooves. Finally he would show those Hollywood lowlifes what a proper gentleman