Finished Folds (841—860)
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3"Come, Cain & Abel," I call, and he comes, wagging his tail so hard his back feet leave the floor, "Who's a good two-headed dog? You are!" This beats having kids any day, even thou
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0Keeping my eyes on the mayhem, I slithered behind a barrel marked TNT before checking my phone for messages. Kate called again, saying she was sorry. DELETE. Nash texted, asking
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1flossed all trace of the gelatinous matter from between her teeth. She then washed her face, but nothing could wash the effects of the sugar from her eyes. They were wild with
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4whole enchilada," I told him. He looked down at his half eaten chimichanga and wet it with his tears. "It's not you, it's me," I lied. Then I left Paco's House of Queso for good.
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5shave his entire body in order to attract a mate and create progeny. But old man furry found that he could not cut through his dense fur. So he sent away for some Mat-B-Gon lotion
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1"Just like Yogi Bear used to do, before his, er, accident" thought Booboo as he pushed a boulder to the edge of the cliff above the screeching thing's head. "One more screech," he
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1and it's beam cut my leg to ribbons. As I lay on the floor bleeding, the cat licked its wounds and sneered at me from his corner. We both lunged for the deadly laser pointer at the
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4Society deemed that since the 77 cojoined fish were considered Siamese, that the King(s) would officiate (since technically they too, were Siamese.) The gladiators who would face
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2"Put up your Dukes," sneered the Nasal Napalm gang, and when we did, their eyes glazed over and we knew we had won at last.
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2and with a crash, landed in a mirror maze. Natasha tugged at my sleeve. "Boris dahlink," she said, "I told you not to take ze brown acid. Ve've gotta get outta here." So we split.
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1Tears filled the Swedish astronaut's face as he realized that he would have to surrender his surstromming in order to save the universe, but he bit his lip and torpedoed the herrin
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1into submission as the bend began a rendition of "Don't Worry About a Thing". And being strangled, they found that indeed they no longer had to worry. The women smiled. Peace, mon.
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3"Yoinks!" she said, and before he even realized it (because he had been gazing at himself in the mirror) she had stolen the magic shoes off his feet and scutteld off to rule the
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3Dumbo finally concluded that the only way he was ever going to look slim was to hang out with blue whales. He could fly, but could he swim? Maybe all he had to do was to believe in
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1and Gus found himself flung into the wretched world of people who cannot text or tie their shoes. "Why me?" Gus yelled, feeling his face contort into a flesh emoji. He hadn't known
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3-re coming. Her aptitude and logic got her thrown out of Bimbos anonymous and she became Tess the Smart Bimbo. Using a passing energy field, Tess bounced the bullets back to the
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2Squirrel Trap routines were always a hit with the public. But Puma Pete himself was poorly drawn and too bad-tempered even to laugh at, so the cartoon network canned him. Out of
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1all's fair in life and afterlife!" Matilda grabbed the Dirt Devil from Levon and follows SoG through the rooms, waiting for it to pause before she captures it in the dirt cup. It
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4free from having to take out the garbage, free from the lawnmower, free from having to ask for the car keys, free from getting allowance- oops. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea.
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2The Cerulean blue of the sky! the Alizarin crimson of the blood! The raw umber of the pus! Art critics would stand before it and weep with the relief that asomeone actually underst