Finished Folds (901—920)
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5Insert chamber pot on left foot and walk down the boulevard with a bag on your head. Step 14. Collect cash from passers by who feel sorry for you. Step 15. Enroll in the finest
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4dance steps, and I became the most embarrassed boy at Hell's Cotillion. The succubi laughed until they wet their prom gowns and I limped to the corner to sit with the wallflowers.
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4gave myself a hernia calling for those damned doctors," he rasped, but the judges ruled him as incompetant and gave him five years hard labor, during which he gave birth to over 40
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2something resembling particle board, which we can use for walls. And if we clip off our pubic hair, that may be tough enough for roofing. But our house will be much too tiny for
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3But when Amien insulted Margo Twinchley, the most sensitive person in town, and she did not shed a tear, he realized that he was a failure at rudeness. "I am rotten at being rotten
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3, hard and unforgiving, but with twinkly streamers hanging from both ends, which sparkled when the security guard twirled it. Hypnotized, my friend and I lay beside the stolen TV
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3-e crack of dawn after he had been thoroughly wrung dry. "You look like you ben rode hard and put away wet," said his wife as he stumbled through the door. "It's my heron addiction
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3-oap. It only lasts 3 showers, but it's free." He frowned. "Maybe 3 for you, Babe, but my 464 pound torso needs at least five of these babies. Can you break into the next room and
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4my records, the defendant used actual cheese on the cheeseburger. I rest my case." The judge frowned. "Guilty. The sentence is death by cholesterol. Have mercy on his roll."
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4"Join me in the afterlife, darling," said Steve, his ghost hand falling through mine instead of clasping it, "we can marry and spend eternity together." "But Steve," I gasped, "I
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2It was a cow with one eye in the middle of her forehead (between her horns) and a voice that sounded like angels mooing. Just imagine that, if you can. Odysseus was quite taken
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2I don't know. Suddenly the phone rang. "Hallo, Organs R We," I chirped. "Hey, I've lost my organ," said a forlorn voice, "one moment I was playing a fugue, and the next moment, it
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2-nd of Hell. "Come here, Midnight," Madness called into the abyss, "Here boy! Who's a good doggie?" From deep in the well of despair, he heard the barking of his best friend.
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5-ed through the floor in an attempt to install an elevator in the building so he could charge more for rent. Mr. Scuzzy and his epsom salts fell through the hole and broke every
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3The ice cream man looked at me like I was crazy. "Look Buddy," he said, "Alls we got is strawberry eclair sundaes and popsicles what look like Spongbob. We aint got simple."
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1A passing swarm of bees offered to go down Slim's throat to remove the honey drop by drop. But as soon as Slim was slim enough to get through the door, he darted back in for more
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4After the Maw of Chowdown had its fill, it lay down by the banks of the river Fu, burped thrice and fell into a stupor. Twas then that Gaho the Vengeance Fairy crept up and sliced
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2-emona, who had not only twisted her ankle, she had lost the jewel from her navel, which was given to her by Lord Frothingham, who had stolen it from the queen. Desdemona became
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3which proves how brainless the plague was. I mean, who does hell turn away at its door, anyway? But what the plague really wanted was a Holiday Cruise. It dreamt of drinks on the
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3married back when he had first lost his mind, sat waiting in the driveway, hoping against hope that he would return to it someday and drive it away from this awful place. The truck