Finished Folds (941—960)
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4-ing wide-eyed in horror. In fact, they all looked like Steve Buscemi. "Who wants to see Steve Busemi's face all over their clothes?" Silas the seamstress shrieked, as if it was my
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3"God, you're stupid," Mom would say to me, and "God, you're a pain," until even I became convinced that I was, in fact, God. I would stand on hilltops and point angrily down at
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2invention on this so-called island paradise. "No inventions, no technology, no ruination of our culture" was the motto of the Yanomamo tribe. Tsuzi Tlotes and I would be parents
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1-les, which was redundant on a bottom that often said "Bam!" without having to spell it out. (I don't make fart jokes, I just fold them.) The guys in the locker room laughed at his
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3-is idiotic identity in Iversville, incidentally, isn't indicative of his idealist investments. Just judge with jurisprudence (jwhatever jthat jmeans). King Kilgore knighted Kevin
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3So he took his tip money out of his g-string and caught the first plane for Tibet. Today you can find him standing naked in a market, covered with white paint and weeping with joy.
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1got into her 1971 Buick and chased me down the road. The only place I could think of to hide from my insane auntie was Joey Heatherton's Yarn Au-Go-Go, since she was allergic to
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1my divorce from Fiona will become final and I will ask whatsername, my receptionist at the used car lot to be my bride. Then I will finally be happy for the first time in my life.
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3"We'll launder your first $500K for free, and include this Flintstones juice glass as our gift," a penguin told me as he leered over the table at my knees. It sounded like a good
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4into that of a Sasqwatch for one horrifying nanosecond before he continued, "I read the insincerity in your apology like it was a graphic novel," Frankie said. Annette stepped bac
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5Kimberly, aged four, knew only too well the response to his plea. "Mommy will stop drinking," she improv'd in a raspy voice, "when you stop wetting the bed." And she took a slug
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6I screamed as I clapped my incendiary balls together in his direction. But Dave just sat there playing his oboe like the schmuck he was. Duds. My ball-bombs were duds. As the music
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4Robin wiped a tear from his mask as he approached Catwoman's lifeless body. In a flash she grabbed his skinny ankle and hung on tight as he tried to beat her back with his Batarang
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2The good part is that I can only intermittently see her with my twitchy eye, so it's not so bad. So I will make her my bride and we will have many twitchy-eyed children together.
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8But by this time my mind had drifted off on the pine-scented breeze, and I didn't hear his threats. I thought I was atop one of the Himalayas. But then his dreadful fist punched
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2-ared into a Genie's bottle, into which she promptly tamped a cork. Praying to the caffeine gods for strength, she hurled the bottle into another dimension and it was gone. Somewh
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2my message into incoherency. My only way out was to disguise myself as one of them and make a break for it, once outside. Luckily, they were too dumb to notice. A storm was brewing
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2a good sniff at the avocado and decided that it would make an apt voodoo doll. So Respiquieu stuck the voodoo avocado with toothpicks and felt the guacamole in his stomach cringe.
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2suggested that they all play 'Rock, Paper, Seizures' to decide who would lead the wolf pack. Hazel quickly discovered that 'Seizures' always wins over 'Rock' and 'Paper' and soon
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3-dgehammered their way into a mattress shop for some self-righteous shut-eye. As they slept, helicopters quietly surrounded the store. "Come out with your hands up!" Kelly barked