Finished Folds (961—980)
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4Clearly, Jess needed to step back from the situation, as she was all ready much too close for comfort. Or he was. Let's face it, they are both out of line and need to join a
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5The flesh-eating flowers had saved us a bundle on grandma's final expenses, and though I was sad, I knew that I had to use their power for good. That's why I started a new business
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4I awoke to find myself in a palace. A servant scuttled up and prostrated himself on the floor before me. "Your father is dead," he cried, "you are now the Pharaoh! Go! Go!"
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4" I purred. "Yeah..." answered the cop dreamily, and then: "No! WTF? What are you doing to my tiny mind?! This aint no TV series. Now get in the zombiemobile before I book ya."
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5vow of silence to protect her. Because I could only mime at that point, they decided that I couldn't explain physics and made me P. E. instructor. I felt like a fool with a whistle
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3Turns out, they are. So I went to visit my cat Sniffles in the slammer. I brought him some treats, which were confiscated by the guards. Sniffles looked hardened by his ordeal and
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4"Heel!" she said. She meant it as an insult, but since it was a full moon night and he had become a dog, he followed her home. She locked the door behind her and called the police.
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5a kitchen rife with the intoxicating aromas of a Pho breakfast. If done wrong, you would never awaken, having burned to death in your shack, and would be confused when St. Peter
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4by a nearby film crew that thought they were shooting 'The New Match Game '77'. The drug lords were surprised when Charles Nelson Reilly burst through the door and told them to
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8possibly have much experience with a schlong, since she was born a dame," said Fridge coolly as he aimed the weapon at manatee's smooth grey head. "I see," said Manatee, "Karen, if
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4"Get up off the ground, you wastrel," it said, "No loitering!" "Who are you?" the collapsed man asked. "I am ZAHR, the deity of clean gutters." "Can I have a job sweeping out your
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3" she warned, "That's what killed your Grandpa!" "Shut up, you rotten old Granny hallucination," I told it, "I'll do what I want!" So I went ahead and ate the cat-food salad sandwi
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5they said, "Your Mom's been found dead." "Oh God," he cried, "She always said that she'd drop dead if I watched 'Married at First Sight'! What have I done?" The police officers
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5quite capable of expanding and manifesting auras himself, due to his deep love of cheese. Like the other gourmand felons, Cecil would stop at nothing to ensure his next bite of
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4It exploded with a deafening report. I went to ask Mrs. Olsen if she had replaced my fig bars with plastic explosives, but it was too late. She was all ready a pile of dust. There
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6But the little computer could no longer bear the venting of his hideous spleen and had crawled into the postman's satchel when he wasn't looking. "Freedom," he thought digitally to
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4sling and spent the rest of my life producing nothing but beautiful thoughts. I did not further the economy. I did not further mankind. I did not further myself to work. But I was
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3his toes on down. Yes, Lary's soles feel nothing, and his music suffers for it. "Your music has no sole," Richard scolds him, but he doesn't care, as long as he hits all the notes.
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4made no difference to Seamus that Hortense had once been an underwear model. Only that she came from Mecca Flats. And that she had loved him. And that she had left him.
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8Bay have. Ted and Doris' love can crash commuter trains, crumble skyscrapers, and melt iron, so bending steel sheets was a piece of cake. Knowing the power of their love had made