Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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6doing a crazy little dance, painting black lines all over my work as freaky, dreamlike Samba music played in another room. "You're ruining my painting!" I screamed at him, but he
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4to believe that Richie and I could have been more to each other. I guess I'll never know now, though, because he's dead. When I went to his funeral, people came up and hugged me as
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5gave him a Frosty look that clearly indicated that they were off limits. Frustrated, Kevin picked a fight with Jack-in-the-box, and was almost a contender. Later, he limped along
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5"This is mutiny! I'll see you all imprisoned for this!" shouted the admiral as we prodded him down the gangplank. "Yeah, you and what eel?" sneered Vex the Vicious as he pushed the
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7Much to her dismay, when Anna pulled her foot out of Limpfinger's privates, her stiletto remained firmly planted there. "That was a Louis Vuitton, you ape!" she yelled, and stormed
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4poor thing was so confused! "I bought some Feta cheese at the market, and stuffed it in there so that thieves would not steal it from me, Pater!" whimpered Sugo. "Back to the harem
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7is our only form of communication (other than biting and flapping our wings) so if my duckling loses his voice, the world may lose a potential flash-in-the-pan winner on The Voice!
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5-rd (who didn't much care for that sort of thing, if you know what I mean). "Get it together, Gurl, sheesh!" Scatbo said as he gingerly helped Jazzbo down from her precarious perch
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5which consisted of putting the thumb and forefinger together, splaying out the rest and saying "O-TAY!" But the agents caught on, and Stymie was hauled to jail, leaving Spanky to
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5So he quickly reached out his arms, grabbed it firmly, and pulled until he felt it dislodge. It squirmed in his fingers, but he held fast. Finally he tore it free and immediately
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4fainted dead away. Lammicken, who had been watching from a nearby balcony (these were fancy digs), swooned and almost fell, but Chaz and Lord Vacuity stretched a blanket between
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1"I love the smell of burning upholstery in the morning," I murmured as I casually lit a cigarette in the flames, "it smells like Scotchguard." I sauntered off to buy a new couch.
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6"Will there be angels when the rancid comes?" he asked me stupidly. Poor lamb. "Yes," I said, "there will be angels to bring you gold and precious stones to make it all better."
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3"NOOOO!" cried Vaughn, "I can't come out. My mother expects me to produce grandchildren. It would KILL her!" "I'll tell her then," hissed the horrible disk, and it flew wildly
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3sawmill, where the principal removed the desk from the first-grader with a circular saw. Joe and Mr. Clark stood by in their safety glasses, to make sure that the kid's appendages
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5-tory, composition and geography. I was more than just a student. I was a lover of education. I was the kind of scholar that could make you holler! I caressed my books like they
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6"Pssst," said George Washington's face as it winked up at me from the face of a quarter, "collect a few more of me and you can dine at a real swank place." Clearly, I was losing my
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7'I was always profound, it is you that have finally realized it', but being wise, he didn't say this out loud. Instead, Mick stroked his beard and tried to figure out how to get
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4Mother always said that candy wasn't good for me, and I suppose this time, she was right. So I threw the box out the window, where it hit a passing train. I heard the brakes squeal
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3It grabbed her foot and pulled her through a membranous wall. From far away she heard the creature scream once and then fall silent. "It's gone, now," said a small witch who was