Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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1-ts" guy in our family, insisting that dark sheets didn't show stains. But when the detectives came in with their ultraviolet lights, they could see the imprints of his victims on
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5" sang out the maitre'd as he snapped photos of them making whoopie on the hors d'ouvres and posted them directly to Facebook. Then the lights went out again, just as Ben dove into
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2"I'm on the pavement thinkin' 'bout the government," Dylan explained. "Yeah, that's what got you arrested last time, remember?" Sarah said to him. "Stay Lady, stay," he answered.
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2to the tissue box, the one I had dropped earlier. I barely got the tissue to my eyes before a flood of sheer emotion gushed from my ducts. At last- the world might see my work and
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3For the park was where the wild boars were said to have torn Uncle Jamey to shreds, mixed him with BBQ sauce and served him on hoagie rolls. It was known as Pork Park. Aunt Flo had
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10"This is the second-worst day of my life," I moaned, my voice echoing slightly against the cold, tile walls as above me, my boss relieved himself into the urinal. Just then, I saw
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4fully engulfed within the trunk of the mighty oak, which grew rapidly up through the Earth's atmosphere. Less than an hour later, it's leaves were tickling the moon. The squirrel
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4smelled the smoke and looked up just in time to see the Firecat streak through the kitchen and out the window, into the arms of a kid named Teaser, but that's another album. She
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2tin-foil halo taped to her hat, to show everyone in town that she was a changed woman. "I always said she was nuts," the neighbors whispered as Madelyn sauntered by. She was so
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4And that is how I got into the loafer business, my son. No shoelaces, no worries. Just a penny in the slot and some buffing with a soft cloth and you're good to go. My loafer shop
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3"How many times do I have to tell you, Class," said Mr. Gangrene as he unplugged the robot, "No more rampant killing machines, or you'll all have have detention!" The kids howled
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2Stepping onto the bank, he turned to see that the water he had escaped from was roiling with catfish. Them's good eatin'! So rewound the line and cast it again. The biggest catfish
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2overcome those demons. Aunt Jolene had locked him in this very cupboard for days when he had stolen cookies and he had eaten cockroaches to stay alive. But now he was a man, and
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2"Heaven forefend!" I says to him, I says, "It has quite the aroma, but I wouldn't care to mention it in polite company." "Who you callin' polite?" he sneers as he blows his nose on
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6"Will you take a rain check?" I asked the penguins. They stared at me. "I mean a snow check, of course!" "Oh yes," they answered, "let's reschedule this stabbing for next Thursday
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2run him over before I found him. "Rex! Rex!" I called into the darkness. At first I heard nothing. Then, very faintly I heard him barking. He was driving the red line subway car
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5a firehouse and rinsed him off, but by then most of his skin was gone. Without tearducts, all he could weep was air. But the Flesh fairy heard his cries and came riding in on her
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6-lways have bean," he confirmed within himself as he sent his tendrils running up the trellis. he fully believed that he could conquer the world with his little runners, but all he
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4-ir minds chafed and turned green at the edges from these rather ill-conceived trinkets, for they were not ready for this sort of enlightenment. So they threw them off and returned
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4cowered as the art supplies flew over our heads. Then we heard the voice of Dr. Uptonogood booming through loadspeakers. "I shall now make the most diabolical painting that the