Finished Folds (1061—1080)
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3He was thinking that he wanted extra cheese, but knew in his heart that he wasn't going to get it. So instead of asking politely, Subway Boy began to beat the tar out of the guy
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2"Ohhhhh for the luvva," Judith stammered as she tossed the He-Man Women Hater's Club Manifesto into the toilet and flushed it with her foot, "what fun would a castrated man be?"
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3moment during Act Two, and it took two members of the crew to shuffle them offstage. Little Miss Sunshine tried saving the day by singing "Harvest Moon", but by then the audience
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1conjure up the great ANT-PASTA, which shall rip the crown off all those noodle dishes that have held the general public in a stupor all these centuries. Chef Andre worked throughou
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4unfortunately all that they had believed about elephants never forgetting turned out to be hogwash. Otto turned his back on them as soon as he became famous and didn't even send
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4"I'm sorry," said the Wal-Mart Greeter, "but that chicken is not wearing a state-approved Emotional Supprt Animal vest. We cannot let it in the store. The redhead began to hyperven
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2But my hands had cramped into two fists that I could not open. I ran down to the hardware store. "Gimmee a crowbar!" I asked to the helpful hardware folk. "Don't punch us!" they
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6-black and the great eye of Shiva opened within it. "I must have missed that one," said a giant voice with an unconvincing east Indian accent. Penelope was flabbergasted that any
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2use condiments on account of their religion, and would never think to look there. But Stevenson hadn't foreseen Angus MacEwer, who had denounced religion so he could marry his
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6me to sprinkle them with nutmeg and toss them out the window, which I promptly did. Little did I know that Grand Duke Wizardo was just outside with his mouth open. Curse him!
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3miss a beat. He galumphed right over to Healy's head and ate it in one deft motion. "You stupid polar bear!" I yelled, "you spoiled our game!" The creature looked at me with
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2my destiny to suckle at the leathery teat of Lady Luck," he thought to himself as he wrung out his underwear in the casino men's room. His hands were chapped from the cheap soap
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8(who was all ready bored and not listening), "I will know it will all be worth it and be welcomed into Heaven." The interviewer stared at him blankly, blurted out a quick goodbye,
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4of hits of acid and began to design her new health regimen. "At 4am each morning," Grace recited to an imaginary dictaphone, "I will fight a giant spider. 5am: yogurt. 6am: Play
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3"Make America Great Again" hat. Serves him right. Well, all this talk has made me hungry. Why don't the rest of us who ate still alive go on down to the Waffle House? I hear they
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4was, of course, Mary Anne. The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. I wasn't going to make it to the casting couch, the leading role was lost. But Mr. Howell
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4"Carry on my waywar son/ There'll be peace when you are one," Kansas sang. "That sucks" yelled the audience. Clearly, Kansas had to get to Arkansas and get their d's back before
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1"Flintstones" theme song, but outwardly he was solemnly waving his invisible baton to "Thus Spake Zarathustra". Karen pointed at him again. "Take those headphones off!" she yelled
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3what held them together was not caramel. It was not lawfulness as much as it was the hope that they could beat the tar out of anyone who dared think outside their candy box.
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7and attempting to read anything by L. Ron Hubbard. My brain was now some sort of starch, which (when mixed with clarified butter) was being served as a tedious side dish with