Finished Folds (1081—1100)
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6Aphrodite yawned as she listened to Eros' daily dalliances, but knew it was her aphroduty to do so. All the while she was thinking about a bowl of olives. Psyche, meanwhile, was
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3If you were a papyraterian, that is. Or a papyromaniac, since if you tried to cook the cookbook it would almost certainly set the kitchen on fire. So let's just have some kale and
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4the horny quahog. Even though I was quite small at the time, I could tell by my parents' reaction to it that something about it was naughty. Plus, it sang a dirty little ditty that
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3for several minutes before he realized that the engine was on fire. He leapt off the car and into a ditch moments before it exploded. He heard far-away laughter as bits of the car
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4and hollered to Stella, who was busy arranging the wattles in a nice aboriginal vase. "Keep yer Marmite in, Steve-o," she hollered back as a passing dingo ate her baby. "Uru," said
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4Twyla Shark. Twyla's method was to show her teeth and scare the heck out of the porpoises until they learned all the dance steps. "Yes, I knew Kipper," she told me, "he was my
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0Ass, that's what they were, and just about as bright, too. I left a note to POTHI and his brother, telling them that I was going to Greece, then boarded a plane to Vancouver. They
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4God Vacuum, which would pull God out of every corner of your life. But instead of getting irate at Bobby, God just laughed and used it to hide out from all the attention-seekers.
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4Yes, I was once Carl the face on your toe, and the love of your life, but when you became a zombie, you left me in a ditch. That's when I created Isn't It Necromantic Undead Servic
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3your nose at any of our hens' freshly laid eggs, our rooster will strut your way and give you a good pecking. And you'd deserve it, too. Just because the eggs are weird colors
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5Mrs. Skanky Sue Obaniopoluskeester has rigged the bombs to sound like "Shaft Guitars", too. It is in this way that she guarantees that all wars sound like porn films in her country
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3company?!" Jason screamed. "Oh, keep your short on," replied the boss. But by then it was too late.
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3heritage as a dirt farmer. He swore that from that moment on he would work the land, as had his ancestors. However, after two weeks he became impatient with waiting for the seeds
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3in my eyes, nose and mouth. Luckily Doc Ock was able to extrude them using shrimp magnets, my swollen head went down to normal size, my shrimp allergy was cured and I was grateful.
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6spill squad!" We were moved to another table as the well-armed crew worked their magic on the mess. Personally, I was relieved to have clean utensils, even if we were right by the
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4a huge sac of spider eggs ballooned from her loins. Spider-Man leapt back, startled, but then a look of pure joy washed across his mask. "Yes, darling," said Spider-Woman, "they're
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1...no, his mind wandered back to bananas. That's the way it is when you're a monkey. The poor primate gaped into the nothingness that surrounded him, the sweet fruit of freedom
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4When the fluff settled, Boris and the pizza guy both lay dead in a pool of marshmallows, pepperoni, and blood. Marta the cleaning lady found them just as the cathedral bells tolled
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3evening news! The next thing he knows, he is waking up in a hospital room. There is an IV in his arm, pumping him full of fake news as the TV screwed to the wall blares Larry King
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2with plastic to keep the drool off. Page couldn't help it. The thought of her jello salad just made her salivate excessively. The next train wasn't for four hours. Where was she to