Finished Folds (1101—1120)
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3Terriertino shrugged. "We are just dogs making a movie. What do we know from sexism?" "Yeah, but dogs don't have money to go to the movies," said the producer, "and money walkies."
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4the Heavens, and shouted, "Why, God, why? Why must the president have a crush on me- a humble mime, when he can have any porn star in the world?" The skies grew dark, and
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1big hand was on the 3 and the little hand was on the 2, so it was time for the puppet show to begin. The puppets were disturbed by the sight of the Yogi Bear puppet on the ground,
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2, grabbed the family and crammed them into the station wagon. Peeling wheels, she drove them down the steep mountain roads, but in her mirror she could see the plant people coming
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3So I took off the 1970's skin-tight polyester slacks I was wearing. Obviously they were not fooling anyone, least of all myself. The only other pants I had were disco clown pants.
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3ruin my all ready fairly rotten day, truth be told. However, it occurred to me quite suddenly that I could just climb out of the cesspool and take a danged shower. It was a slipper
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3The Master kneed us all in our groins to further enlighten us, and lo- we no longer needed No-Doz to stay awake. On day five I began to hallucinate a chorus line of Bendy Santas.
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2The scorpion jabbed its tail at Dave, but Dave dodged and shot back at it with a stinging criticism, causing it extreme distress. The humans cheered, but the arachnids in the audie
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3Her fingers wove an invisible web around Jerry, and he followed her waving hips gladly. They shimmied through the forest as an orchestra of baboons played a Samba.
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6It was at that point a colossal pie came flying at us directly from the heavens. We, the once-mighty Doll Hunters, scattered like roaches in a dirty sink. Blueberry goo exploded
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4My mind lunged for a convenient lie, but when I saw the fury in your eyes, the truth bubbled from my lips before I could stop it. "I'm sorry, but this pygmy tuna fish and I are in
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4"Why do people always put large picture windows at the end of slippery halls?" I asked myself as the glass erupted from the sheer force of my body against it. For a moment I felt
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4But their sadistic methods were so lame that the Silent Brethren were known as the Happiest Sadists on Earth. Their silent screams only made their jawlines more delineated, and
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6please tone it down a bit? Your imagination is altering the plot of the Real Gods of Mount Olympus and adding commercials where there used to be pregnant pauses, rife with meaning.
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5Rhesus monkey. Florian had been such a good boy up until this moment, when he went ballistic for no apparent reason, knocked over my champagne and bit my shapely ankles until they
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3Limping, I loped in the open air for the first time in what seemed like ever. I was free! But this wasn't the world I remembered. Everything looked flat and smooth, and there were
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5kicks you in the cranium until you die. So I wouldn't recommend going that route. Instead, why don't you try gluing tiny laser lights to snowflakes? Oh, stop complaining and get to
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4Larvaeware Corporation. Clearly, I had outgrown that job. Now there was nothing left to do but suck dust and nibble dog's behinds. All the education for nothing! So I started a new
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3"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, Mr. Mayor," said the judge as he dragged the struggling mayor to the gallows. A large crowd of quality-humor-loving citizens had gathered to
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7And just like that, she was gone. I had blown it again! Was I to spend eternity physically chasing booty while my soul longed for more? I felt like I was wearing a bonnet of bees.