Finished Folds (1121—1140)
-
2when an entire galaxy of Sea Monkeys became convinced that he was their god. They followed him everywhere until he found himself running through the desert, the galaxy chasing him
-
5But very much in need of a manicure. When I gallumphed my enormous water-logged body into the Lily Nails shop, the proprietress shrieked and leapt out the back door. In the mirror
-
1bar and dangling his feet into the water when a Bengal tiger swam up. Arnold threw the rest of the Snickers at the tiger, hitting him on the brow and making him jolly angry. It was
-
5hail Meat Baby #1, the new lord of Hell! But heavy lay Meat Baby #1's meaty little noggin, for soon Meat Lady gave birth to Meat Babies #2 & #3, and they were even more horrid than
-
3For though California was the land of the American Dream, it's glittering gardens hid heaps of dead bees, which had been killed by overuse of pesticides. He could no longer bear to
-
2So they decided to demote Little Bubba to Tiny Bubba, and then to put him in the wine. This made the learned men feel happy, made them feel fine, made them a little stupid, as well
-
1this world of memes, a world that seemed to her to be more real than the actual world. So methodically she began to edit herself out of every image online, and claim that these
-
3, which was poorly, and left the Comedy Stage for good. When he first flew to Paris, everyone laughed at all his jokes, but now Charles Lindberg couldn't get a laugh if he wore a
-
5thought she sensed her dead husband Lou saying "those scones will make you fat," in her ear. Aunt Margery put down the scone quickly and looked around. A shadow passed on the wall
-
5of understanding rather than the dull non-reply it had become in a cynical world such as ours. Their eyes were easily distracted by any bright baubles, their ears by empty promises
-
4whenever someone younger than your grandma passes by. 4--Build a wall around your wife so that no-one but you can rape her. 5--Force Your Religion on everyone else. 6--Kill vegetar
-
7After eating the rich, Corinthian leather, the donkey found, much to his surprise, that he had a talent for making money. He became a rich, Corinthian donkey, and was well-respecte
-
4and the rock man chased after him, pulling stones from his chest and throwing them after the poor hound. Bruised and confused, Spot hid himself in a jewelry shop, where rock men
-
2If he tried to think up a lie, the shadow cats would scrape the ground with their claws, as if to cover their shadow feline feces. He had no choice but to walk calmly by them as
-
2the incident, but he had a strong craving for halvah. The hospital gave him an enormous bill and let him go. He recognized nothing of his town, and could not find a decent deli
-
5Yea, those were dark times indeed, until the Fair Folk of Fauquier blew in like dandelion seeds and saved us with their magic brewskis, made with naturally occurring yeasts. We
-
7but it is actually just to alert the local bears and cougars to our whereabouts. These denizens of the Appalachians get hungry too, and we must all do our part to contribute to
-
4This only made the rat even more hyper, and it quickly drank all the rest of the nuclear soda. This did not much agree with it's gut, and caused it to launch into outer space.
-
6Hey, you were the one who wanted to name the baby after the president, not me. No wonder our poor child is sick. Let's see if he'll respond to the name of Lester, instead. Maybe
-
1strictly taboo in Mario's plumber's union, ever since Geppi got a tatoo of a pizza on his buns and it had made the others hungry whenever he bent over. That was a little creepy.