How to make America great...again. 1--bring

How to make America great...again. 1--bring back nickel beer at football games. 2--only hire women who have naturally humongous breasts to work at Hooters. 3--Make the wolf whistle

ians with a summer sausage. 7. Accuse others of having your character flaws. 8. Start political arguments but just yell insults. 9. Give your neighbor stolen stuff. Call the cops.

10. Attach saugages on strings to a keyboard and play the keyboard poorly. 11. Blame Kim Jong Un for lack of musical skill. 12. Kill that gardener your wife likes. 13. Fall into

a deep depression and convince yourself that your life is no longer worth living. You've done it. You've successfully become the worlds biggest douche bag. Then you think, maybe

I can go lower. Baser. So you drag your knuckles as you lumber towards the subway with your whole kit in tow. The wagon fails to keep it together going down the stairs. The fumes

follow you, like the stench of 1000 bloated bodies washed ashore in the aftermath of a nuclear hurricane. Your arm gets stuck in the subway turnstile, but you lurch on, determined

to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors

to break free from your pursuers, but your bionic prosthetic arm tears off and is left behind. You push an Asian lady with an umbrella and hop on the yellow line just as the doors

slam shut around your gluteus maximus, thereby achieving your life-long dream of mooning over two hundred people in a single day, permitting you to die happily at age 26.