Finished Folds (1221—1240)
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2hung a mirror on her back so that Titch the self-absorbed gorilla would follow her around town and carry her packages of overpriced goods. But at some point the string broke, and
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5-ndroids who were adept at claymation. "Hi" could mold a California Raisin in 6 seconds and "Ed" would take it and manipulate it frame by frame until the old commercials were
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3the Mrs. Butterworth's syrup went un-poured. Mrs. Butterworth's horrid brown glass eyes whirled with fury in her hollow head, and soon Shasta's peaceful repast was interrupted by
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3on other planets. It was this realization that lead me to believe that my bean dip had been spiked with psychedelic drugs, but because of the Buddha growing out of my tongue, I was
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7In real time it clacked to the floor, but in the goofball-jacked mind of the doctor, it fell and fell through space in slow motion, tumbling end over end as eerie music echoed in
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4His shimmy just wasn't coordinated and his nub of a hamster tail was one poor tail feather to shake. He was thrown out of the small rodent dance contest and his dreams of
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2and under this note, a small illustration of a robot lying in bed, vaping. Repulsed, he threw his keyboard against the wall and ran wildly into the cornfields, disoriented and
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3did not take the king's advice however, and chose to turn her island into a disco casino called Cash Atoll. Trezelda poured every penny of her savings into building the tasteless
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890 knots before suddenly shooting up into the sky. It was then that I knew that what I was chasing was not of this Earth. I could see the con trail rising up from the middle of
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2Living with one happy parent beats living with two miserable ones any day, so stop using us kids as an excuse. I may be small, but I know the score. I will not bear your silly game
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3change as he swallowed the anti-parasitic medicine. It tasted like chalk and Henry wondered if it had actually been this stuff that had killed Nixon, in the end. The red phone
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3blasted upon it by placing it against his rectum whenever he had gas (which was appallingly often), causing a huge flare to shoot from the bugle's horn, and singing the horse's bum
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3Shark Lady's violent coughing produced evidence that she had eaten the entire wedding party, guests, parson and caterers. But since the venue had all ready been paid for, she
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3faces glowered back at him from the photograph with obvious disapproval. He decided that these dreadful people couldn't possibly be his parents, either. But he was wrong. They were
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4years ago, back at the nunnery, when the idea of quintuplets had been purely abstract. How times had changed! By the time this particular Grace's "holy" water broke, their mother
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5go with his shoes. But beige was so tired. By this time Kane had passed out on the floor, and Sergei had to conduct the entire fashion show himself, which served him right for
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2Oh, my son. My little Luigi Alfonsi. They said I'd never amount to anything, but at least I had you. And now you're a big shot fashion mogul and won't answer my calls. You have
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1"I do," said Mrs. Farwithy, "and I have evidence. Just look at my checkbook! He's sliced it to ribbons with those little so-called 'safety' scissors of his. Whomever invented those
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0Nor do I really care. I happen to love these kids, freaky though they may be, and whether or not they are mine. When little James looks at me with his three eyes and calls me "Dada
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1"Sometimes," thought Daniel, "I feel like a mutterless child." And indeed, since his parents had forbidden him to mutter, he had become a bundle of frustrated energy. He often