Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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5Warrensburg, Missouri. These techniques included the tossing of raw eggs at least ten feet in the air before cooking, the use of sheep eyes as wedding cake decorations, and the
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5-ut on the windowsill to cool were eaten by Dumfries, the village idiot, who swore that they had fallen off and he had found them on the ground. He was sentenced to death by
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6-d her long enough so that he could attempt an escape with her sister, to whom she unfortunately was still conjoined. He had to admit defeat and leave immediately for the clinic,
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14-tally, but were certainly the focus of my body odor, which seemed to also serve as my body armor. As the zombies approached, I bore my armpits at them, and they shrank away
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2state in the capitol rotunda until his remains (and any other morsels) remained no more. The hungry still went hungry, but the cannibals had the best meal of their lives. Ooga said
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7asked my invisible sister. I wondered whether invisible people could smell tacos or anything else, but the matter of my teddy bear's mental health precluded that question. There
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3not only takes a long time, but is really rather icky. I say let's pry the guns from their warm, living hands and give them a great big kiss on the lips while we kick them in the
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4they plugged my bunghole, and after four days the explosion was enough to alert aliens in another galaxy that something was going on here on Earth. They wisely decided not to
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3everyone at the Bunny Hop that she was his girl, but it wasn't true. She had no interest in Blood Ears, only in getting her degree so she could leave that stinking strip joint. She
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3but my phone battery died. By the time I got it to a charger, the texts had flared up like ghosts. "I M in dumpster 12th & P St." "U hav 1 min." "Too late, I killed again."
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4he was able to separate actual reality from virtual reality, and realized that she had been tampering with his mind. The demons were hers, not his, and he knew at last that he had
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6She made some coffee and put her feet up on the desk before she realized that she had no reflection in the mirror. Turns out she was late, after all. As late as one can get.
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2time she inadvertently stumbled into a dressing room at Victoria's Secret where Mrs. Bullock was trying on bras. Despite her blindness, Ms. Chapman steered the speeding car along
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3-ter-pitter of raindrops on the old tin roof and wondered if Topper and the other ghosts got wet if they went outside in the rain. I waited behind the door and as Topper passed, I
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3birthday and showed up on completely the wrong night. Honey Bucket almost let them in, but seeing as they bore no gifts, she slammed the door and called the moose Knuckle police.
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3the wicking properties of a union suit, but doubted that her leather catsuit had enough room. Lord knows it had chafed the heck out of her Brazilian wax treatment. Suddenly, the
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6into the lifeboat and lowered down to the sea before the whole schmear went down. I tried to wrestle him onto the lifeboat, but he insisted on going back for seconds at the buffet.
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3, Huong speaking. How may I help you?" he whispered into the phone as the insane swallow rammed the front window of his store again and again, bloodying the lotto advertisement.
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3(The Joker enters the room.) Joker: (yawning) Nothing like a double shot of pure Italian espresso to get you started! (He drinks the Folger's Crystals without adding hot water) Ah!
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6been fried to a crisp and thrown into the garbage disposal, where I was saved by a sudden power outage. I climbed out of the sink in complete darkness, and made my way to the