Finished Folds (1341—1360)
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4-anet to make contact with our Earth through the use of electronic hats. These hats, in the classic Shakespearean styles, transmitted brain waves into outer space through the use
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3"Do you need a first aid kit?' I called into the darkness by the road. "Yes, thank you," replied the piteous voice of the creature. Not daring to get too close, I tossed the kit
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3sins to choose from, and so little time. He glanced down at a demon who held open a Whitman's Sampler-style candy box of atrocities, with no guide on the inside lid. "What's this
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1to an alley leading to the servant's entrance in the rear of Frankenstein's castle was my only choice. I ducked into the alley before the villagers began to riot. Someone was in
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2, even though they were all still quite alive. Myrtle the 3-headed turtle was taken to court for the murder of the King's sanity, but it was soon found that he had lost it years
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3Alas,our sewing of Discord and Chaos was so poorly done that it looked like a botched third grade embroidery project, and instead order and reason ruled the land. Defeated, we
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3announced that she was betrothed to Hwarkt. Tigma and Fugg were outraged. "Why, Urhuum is half his age!" they stammered piteously. But Urhuum merely placed her jeweled hands upon
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1-where near as awful as trying to get rats to jump into the box. Then I noticed that the rats seemed to be following a trail of crumbs, presumably left by the snack thief! So I
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3But when Snap and I got there, it was too late. Crackle and Pop were floating, bloated in a bowl of milk. "I will avenge my mutant elfin brothers!" Snap yelled as he shook his fist
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2So Priscilla and Pamela Penguin waddled straight into what they thought was the Wet Seal sale, but was really a hungry whale's mouth. "Disappointing selection!" Pamela pouted as
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4paper towels to dry off my hands. So it was with moist palms that I opened the men's room door, only to notice that Bubble people had taken over the empty Palmolive Building. Their
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4-icks that he sold. 1966 Buick Skylarks, but back then, of course, they were brand new. "Stop trying to sell me Buicks!" I yelled into Princess telephone, but he always called back
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3-pactor opened and swallowed this universe. The Roach Coach, along with Time Itself became compacted. Worlds collided and compressed. But still the roaches persevered. Nothing
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3"Let's get outta this fruit stand," said Cherry, and she took Orange's hand and the two escaped into the bowels of the old Pop Tart factory. Since no fruit had been used in the
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2listen. Two weeks later, they were surprised when their "dog" Kevin started rutting. He rutted the sofa. He rutted the refrigerator. But when Mrs. Clemens walked her potbellied pig
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2blender. "What are you doing here?" he asked me from the next bed. "Tied up, same as you," I replied. Just then a short woman with a tall hairdo entered the room. "Cocktail?" she
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3-e Old Folks Home to see if Uncle Frank was all right. Sure enough, he had just rammed his wheelchair into the fountain in the lobby. "Who put this fountain here? I'll sue!" he
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4The great bird grabbed Billy and carried him high over the Himalayas. Billy managed to twist out of it's talons and fell, landing in a pile of ferns somewhere in Shangri-La. It was
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3Fighting my way out of a brittle shell, I was reborn as... CICADA MAN! Using my raspy voice as a weapon, I was able to fight crimes against insects by busting human earlobes like
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1"She made me run into your car!" I yelled, pointing at my mistress. "Why, you miserable coward!"my mistress screamed. "Who the heck is she?" my wife yelped. "My stock broker!" I