Finished Folds (121—140)
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1shiny and all. But that was okay. I wasn't hootch I was after, it was the alien yogurt that the alien bacteria had inadvertently created. Sure it was green, but it was so tasty
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3on their whoopie cushions. For this (among many other things), he was voted out of office. His successor opted for self-effacing gags, which was much more diplomatic. The president
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1strategies to try to lure the former CEO onto the craft, claiming that simply boarding it would cause renewed hair growth and increased mojo, but it was the promise that he would
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3For this, Martin Cookie Jr. was banished from the Girl Scout Cookie Selection. It made him a very bitter cookie, indeed. Rolling down an alleyway one day, he chanced upon a small
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2The mountain was still on his forehead when they buried him later that year, and is now known as Mt. Fuji. She blamed the shoe that had put it there, so as not to admit that her
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2My cooking had killed every diner in the restaurant that night, but on the bright side, I didn't get any poor reviews on Yelp! so things were looking up. My Stroganoff hid the flav
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1meet. Bonnybooke Upon Macy merely tolerated Lilliana, hoping that her love of sheep would follow. It did not. Leprechauns wept green tears as she walked, stony-faced, past the wee
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2"Hey, I didn't order THIS on my pizza!" Candace screamed at the waiter in the orange track suit. "We only guarantee speedy delivery," he said, "not accuracy!" "I'm taking my orb
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4The minus was that without fear, we Sasquatch had become lazy. We tended to wander out of our village and go down to the campsites to raid the dumpsters at night. The pickings were
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1game." The droid just stared blankly at the cloaked figure. "Eh, never mind. I gotta get out of this damned cloak," and with that, she threw off her robes, revealing her wings. She
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2It struck Steph in the chest, and she fell down dead. "Sorry, you were too close to discovering that I am a ninja," Vanessa told the corpse as she shoved it into the trash compacto
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3NEXT!" And with that, a door opened beneath me, I descended down a chute and wound up outside the candy quarry, my giant watermelon sliding out after me, knocking me headfirst into
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4After that he believed, believe me, but he only had one eye, which greatly reduced his depth perception. So when he tried to climb into his coffin, Uncle Thomas missed, and landed
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1capacity with helium, and the plane came down safely, saving all aboard. But the passengers were embarrassed when they learned that they were indebted to a gaggle of sex dolls, and
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3refused to follow in my footsteps, even when I generously offered to put him through accounting school. No, he wanted to pick peaches for a living. "This is your fault!" I barked
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1Tying strings to the jaws of our wooden figureheads, we became a pirate navy of floating ventriloquist dummies. We called our ship "Chatty Cathy". My, she was yaw! And lippy as she
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3dusk, the road ran out, and we found ourselves on the west coast. A group of seals was attracted to the music on our radio, and approached us, baring their teeth in an attempt to
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3puppet head collection, which was so huge and ugly that congress decided to dump it into the Pacific Ocean in spite of California laws against the disposal of trash in waterways.
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1tried to quietly explain to him not to worry, that shark teeth grow back. But Left Shark disregarded Shark Lady's remark and barged into the war hospital's Harmed Feelings ward.
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1Now you wonder whether or not it was a wise idea to put such hot mustard on your dumpling. Now your belly is on fire, not to mention your dumpling. Where is the Pepto Bismol, and