Finished Folds (121—140)
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1point out that he still had two left feet even after his amputation, so we kept him on the dance team, held up by an intricate scaffolding on wheels, hidden under a pants leg. We
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1created meat rations, so Master Splinter was counting on his restaurant's clientele to think it was just jargon on menu entrees such as Grub au Jus. (It was actually grubs.) Or
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2Afterward, we smoked cigarettes, taking care not to singe our ridiculous plush lips. He fell asleep, and I wiggled carefully out of my mascot costume and ran to catch a cab home.
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2Coq A. Vin!" And with that, he poured wine all over himself and leapt into the oven. But being a bird-brain, Mr. Vin had forgotten to pre-heat it, so after an hour he slunk out,
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3from inside her chinchilla jacket as s/he posted Roger's bail. Until that moment, he had never realized how beautiful s/he was, even if those heels were so a bit much. Roger took
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3-ion of a triple play. Herod was up to bat, but the three kings were still clearing the camel poop off of third base. Plus, the baby messiah kept floating around left field and
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3to believe anyone's claptrap, I struck up a conversation with her, and she turned out to be quite the cunning linguist. She had a PHD in witty repartee, and I soon was swooning in
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6but it really wasn't necessary because her handwriting was so bad, anyway. "Look Zook," said Groot, "how about we just communicate through charades?" This annoyed her even further
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0"Pizza, pizza!", and just like that, the Pope reached behind himself of the balcony, grabbed a pizza, and flew it like a Frisbee into Little Caesar's open mouth. The crowd gasped.
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4garde!, he yelled inwardly as he tiptoed past the guard station and into the great machinery he was to sabotage. Sticking his wooden leg to still the mighty propeller, he hit at
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0sheer disbelief, and in spite of the beast's grotesqueness, Buzzella fell in love with it. She wanted to be the apple of its singular eye, the polisher of its shiny coat. It was
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2-ged between a rock and a hard place, because the nature of imps is that they cannot help getting into trouble, somehow. The imp swore up and down that its pyramid scheme would
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2-ricide", a game of skill involving figuring out where 'Pops' hid his naughty magazines, and then killing him. Oddly, the game did not catch on, as it was not tactile enough for
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1shiny and all. But that was okay. I wasn't hootch I was after, it was the alien yogurt that the alien bacteria had inadvertently created. Sure it was green, but it was so tasty
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3on their whoopie cushions. For this (among many other things), he was voted out of office. His successor opted for self-effacing gags, which was much more diplomatic. The president
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1strategies to try to lure the former CEO onto the craft, claiming that simply boarding it would cause renewed hair growth and increased mojo, but it was the promise that he would
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3For this, Martin Cookie Jr. was banished from the Girl Scout Cookie Selection. It made him a very bitter cookie, indeed. Rolling down an alleyway one day, he chanced upon a small
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2The mountain was still on his forehead when they buried him later that year, and is now known as Mt. Fuji. She blamed the shoe that had put it there, so as not to admit that her
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2My cooking had killed every diner in the restaurant that night, but on the bright side, I didn't get any poor reviews on Yelp! so things were looking up. My Stroganoff hid the flav
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1meet. Bonnybooke Upon Macy merely tolerated Lilliana, hoping that her love of sheep would follow. It did not. Leprechauns wept green tears as she walked, stony-faced, past the wee