Finished Folds (101—120)
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1-n for an anti-birthday party, perhaps?" the parking warden quipped. We had no idea a cop could be so witty. He ripped the condom packet from the girl's hand. Our date was over.
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3Erica had over-dieted in order to look like a tiny Frenchwoman even though she had big Germanic genes, so she hardly had any blood in her on which Bradley could dine. Peg, however,
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1point out that he still had two left feet even after his amputation, so we kept him on the dance team, held up by an intricate scaffolding on wheels, hidden under a pants leg. We
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2Afterward, we smoked cigarettes, taking care not to singe our ridiculous plush lips. He fell asleep, and I wiggled carefully out of my mascot costume and ran to catch a cab home.
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2Coq A. Vin!" And with that, he poured wine all over himself and leapt into the oven. But being a bird-brain, Mr. Vin had forgotten to pre-heat it, so after an hour he slunk out,
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3-ion of a triple play. Herod was up to bat, but the three kings were still clearing the camel poop off of third base. Plus, the baby messiah kept floating around left field and
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3to believe anyone's claptrap, I struck up a conversation with her, and she turned out to be quite the cunning linguist. She had a PHD in witty repartee, and I soon was swooning in
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6but it really wasn't necessary because her handwriting was so bad, anyway. "Look Zook," said Groot, "how about we just communicate through charades?" This annoyed her even further
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0"Pizza, pizza!", and just like that, the Pope reached behind himself of the balcony, grabbed a pizza, and flew it like a Frisbee into Little Caesar's open mouth. The crowd gasped.
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2-ricide", a game of skill involving figuring out where 'Pops' hid his naughty magazines, and then killing him. Oddly, the game did not catch on, as it was not tactile enough for
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1shiny and all. But that was okay. I wasn't hootch I was after, it was the alien yogurt that the alien bacteria had inadvertently created. Sure it was green, but it was so tasty
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3on their whoopie cushions. For this (among many other things), he was voted out of office. His successor opted for self-effacing gags, which was much more diplomatic. The president
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1strategies to try to lure the former CEO onto the craft, claiming that simply boarding it would cause renewed hair growth and increased mojo, but it was the promise that he would
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3For this, Martin Cookie Jr. was banished from the Girl Scout Cookie Selection. It made him a very bitter cookie, indeed. Rolling down an alleyway one day, he chanced upon a small
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2The mountain was still on his forehead when they buried him later that year, and is now known as Mt. Fuji. She blamed the shoe that had put it there, so as not to admit that her
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2My cooking had killed every diner in the restaurant that night, but on the bright side, I didn't get any poor reviews on Yelp! so things were looking up. My Stroganoff hid the flav
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1meet. Bonnybooke Upon Macy merely tolerated Lilliana, hoping that her love of sheep would follow. It did not. Leprechauns wept green tears as she walked, stony-faced, past the wee
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1"Hey, I didn't order THIS on my pizza!" Candace screamed at the waiter in the orange track suit. "We only guarantee speedy delivery," he said, "not accuracy!" "I'm taking my orb
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4The minus was that without fear, we Sasquatch had become lazy. We tended to wander out of our village and go down to the campsites to raid the dumpsters at night. The pickings were
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2It struck Steph in the chest, and she fell down dead. "Sorry, you were too close to discovering that I am a ninja," Vanessa told the corpse as she shoved it into the trash compacto