Finished Folds (1401—1420)
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3Gin Rummy was played. Suddenly, the onlookers leapt upon the assailant and began to beat him with their phones, creating a sickening cacophony of shattered screens and skull.
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2Rosemary stared for a moment into Jack's cold, dead eyes. Then she took Rida's hand and the two rapped away. They could have rapped all night, and still have begged for Moe.
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3and through a window, out of which a lonely Edward Hopper lady gazed into space. I grabbed her hand and we ran out into the Starry Night. I'll never know what made her
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5-ng in three-part harmony. But before the board could answer, the chairman had jumped through the window. He had only fallen two stories, but they were folded stories. It hurt.
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2me. They make all sorts of icky noises and ooze all kinds of substances. No way. When I marry, it will be strictly by phone. I will consummate by phone, have kids by phone, and
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7not depressed or gay. Ben was merely too damned picky. He imagined that he would fall in love and that everything would be just so, and that would be that. He hadn't planned on
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2As Susia's seamstress, I was not at all sure I could make all those alterations to her thighs. "Look, there's nothing wrong with them," I argued, edging my way to the door.
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9"Mr. Potato just treats me like an object," she wept through her wart-like eyes, "so I might as well be a Ford Escort. Vroom, vroom," she added bitterly. Mr. Potato was only too
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3-hing other than static to my tiny crystal ears?" My crystal child's words pierced through me like a glass knife. I dropped him to the floor where he shattered, along with my heart
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2clamored for entrance into my lungs, but the involuntary thrashing of my arms and legs propelled me back to the surface in spite of myself. "I can't even drown right," I thought
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2defining ingredient in a BLT!" The pomegranate would have bristled at the tomato's words, but his skin was too hard. His upper lip was sweating and it glinted into the cameras. He
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3obsolete, as scores of antilove cybernetic cupids darkened the sky, their metal wings drowning out all whispered words of affection on the planet. Very few babies were born after
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4"That's how all the big kids shoot their behinds off," said mother, prying the gun from my sweaty mitts. I pulled a small pistol from my sock and aimed it at her. She pointed a
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5numbskull. I took the message and swallowed it so that no-one else could know what it revealed. It tasted like Mrs. Fenty's curtains, musty and over-starched. As it surged through
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8-y eyes. Just then Auntie Jenn flitted in. "Good lord, what have you done to your uncle?" she shrieked, "He's TINY!" "Nothing that shouldn't have been done years ago, " I answered.
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7those waterfront ruffians were not going to sit still for it. In fact, they decided to gyrate all night under McDoogan's window, just to annoy him. "Turn that noise down!" Morty
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7Clearly this rocket scientist was none too keen on spelling, but I hadn't a moment to lose. I unlocked the rocket ship's door and turned the ignition key. Off we lurched, into
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3They were sold to some guy on Pluto, and the postage cost me more than the projected profits. In the end I didn't survive the apocalypse. Then again, who ever does?
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4-igit income when the phone rang. Donal had won the Nobel Prize for Idiocy! On a plane halfway to Sweden to accept his prize, he realized that it had been a hoax. Tears in his eyes
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6S/he did this by getting a sex change and calling herself 'Chaz'. (No relation to FS Chaz.) The animal kingdom was so dumbstruck by this that they fell down in a dead faint. Chaz