Finished Folds (1421—1440)
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2And since you can't see the forest for the trees, I don't know how you're going to find the geckle. Don't look now, but I think I can see it sneaking up behind you! Hold still
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6They sat for a while, drinking the last of the gin and listening to the cat's attempts to digest the generic dry food it had consumed earlier. The city sat below them in darkness
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2-holesterol cleverly extruded into a small rubbery sheet of orange substance. But mankind had been carefully trained to crave it, and would pay the exorbitant prices just to
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4and marched off bravely into the swirling smoke and flames. "Lord luvya, boys!" he called out after them, saluting solemnly. He then turned tail and ran in the opposite direction.
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3. "Good lord, darlink, we sound like Boris and Natasha," remarked Aunt Mildred. "Plus, you've started putting vodka in our gin and tonics," complained Uncle Ed, but not for long.
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2Or so I thought at the time. Months later, with still no response from Rainy, the peony trees had wilted and the gardenias had shriveled up entirely. I had no rue to rue the day.
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4(Slow motion shot of her flipping her fancy hair extensions. A spray of moisture arcs in the air.) She was beautiful, but too rich for my tastes. So I married a ratty little lass
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3The papayas heard me weeping and took pity on me. They hoisted me in the crate onto their little fruity backs and rolled like wheels beneath it. "Follow that cab!" I sobbed.
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4influence of half the contents of his liquor cabinet at the time, and barely noticed that he had invented cubism. Hemingway's gigantic finger reached down and flicked Picasso out
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4"vulgar". I tried to reset it's module to "tasteful", but the HG12 humaniform kept switching it back to "vulgar", mooning me, and calling me rude names, so I had to disconnect its
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2-rsal dance of life was now clumsier than it had ever been. The Emperor God looked down in dismay at the 2-left-footed cosmos that now writhed below. Arthur Murray's ghost laughed
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4-eboys that look just like me are everywhere and I am filled with pride at their beauty and despair at how little some have done with their lives, after all that blood I donated.
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3"For only seven minutes?" she complained, "That's not love-making, that's just a quickie. Forget it!" And so the asteroid exploded and the would-be lovers expired without love.
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5She sighed and turned out the lights. With her deformity now out of sight, they entered a night of a thousand delights, and lo, in the morning the flaw was no more.
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2-he rest of the people there would never have even noticed if he hadn't been such a drama queen about it. The chef demanded an apology of the polite PM, who graciously acquiesced.
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2"There's nothing to be done about it, now, Ratin," Karen blithely answered. Indeed, the internet seized upon the footage and made her an overnight sensation. She left Ratin and
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3The crowd trampled the dismembered miner and began to grab the illegal drug stash. They insisted that all they wanted was to sell it off to get their families out of poverty.
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5identify lonely schoolteachers and to offer to bring them back to my planet, where they would live in luxury while broadening our genetic spectrum. Without my teleportation device,
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2-blind sentences. To their surprise, the Ninja Bananas found that being made into banana bread was lots more satisfying than jumping out of shadows. Now everyone loved them, and
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3, placed them onto the altar, lit them and began to appeal to all of his ancestors for help. "Quell my enemies," said Moon Son Moon, as the monsoon clouds gathered over his home.