Finished Folds (1441—1460)
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4simultaneously rubbed my tummy (in the classic "yummy" motion). The Hot Dog But crew backed away from me slowly, then began to run, leaving their food truck unattended. I went in
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1actual demons, who swooped out of the player and dragged him, still pedaling, to the gates of Hades. Saint Pooter glowered at him. "What makes you think that you'll be accepted in
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2-ith Aunt Viv, who had recently taken up whoring and was currently enjoying being the fresh face on the block, even though she looked like a catcher's mitt. Gian Carlo & Respuigi
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3-s, but when I have a job, I can imagine grizzlys kicking up their hairy feet in a chorus line, while simultaneously making big bucks at the expense of my boss. The Mordor account
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7that plastic was for eating, ever since that kid had fed them plastic flies to eat and they had developed a taste for them. Many had croaked, but the ones that remained had poor
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3Entenmenn's raspberry coffee cakes were how I spent my insomnia. Nothing I could do about it anyway, so I decided to enjoy it. Old Mae West movies, lime Perrier that tasted like
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6the next to lose a left leg, and he couldn't afford it since she'd all ready cut off his right one and crammed it behind the refrigerator where it was eaten by cats. So the guard
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3shouted a pair of lips that blossomed from the back of his scalp as sitar music played backwards in what seemed to be another room. He looked into the mirror and saw a strange face
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3"Perhaps they are hundreds of ice-cream cones," he mused from the assumed safety of his myopia, but he was wrong. Dead wrong. By the time he realized what they were, they had
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6people are implying, but I have to have this stick up my bum because I was born an invertebrate in a vertebrate's world!" The zoologist felt just awful about insulting the guy.
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3I use too much lotion and later wake in a cold sweat, having had my recurring dream of being made into a sandwich with a little too much mayonnaise. My psychologist tells me that
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1and the hand of God Himself reached down to bring Rusty and his guitar to heaven for His own enjoyment, but Rusty was slapped down by the Hand of Allah, who disapproved of Rusty's
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3-t onto the next day's tabloids. "Heather's Hot New Boyfriend Causes Ruckus at Chili's" the headlines read, and there was even a photograph of some hair-pulling at the salad bar.
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4(Although actually, he who dealt it is usually the one who first detects any aroma.) Life in the space station was certainly not the pretty picture painted in the brochures.
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3knowing full well that her kitty charms could easily change his mind. Coshise ran her paw along the line of fallen mice, allowing one to snag and drop to the floor.
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4ringing off the hook. It was Joe's agent. "They love the book, old man," said Percy, "but have only if you cut out chapters one through thirty. Possible?" Joe stared at the phone
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2the place. The Haw Owl dropped the monocled octopus into Lake Superior rather roughly, having grown tired of his war stories, so the octopus didn't give him much in the way of
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2that your fly is down, and all I get from you is subterranean mocking laughter. Muffled music comes from your grave, and I know that you're dancing down there, even after I told
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2Back out the door she went, nude, jobless, and still without tix to Coachella and Burning Man. As she rode down the street sadly, on a winged bicycle, a HELP WANTED sign caught her
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4One of the wolves mistook the growling stomachs for growling wolf mouths, and took offense. A horrific canine Donnybrooke followed. He watched silently from his perch in the tree