Finished Folds (1521—1540)
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4Humanity waited breathlessly by their computers, hoping and praying that the last fold would be appropriate enough to save them. But as luck would have it, a troll came loping into
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6tutted, "There there, dear. I'm sure it wasn't personal." Det. Manatee was shocked by his wife's blase attitude towards his near death by boulder, but before he could object,
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1Really? I thought they happened much more frequently than that. Anyway, Marie was her name and through special powers she was able to see into her neighbor's living room. Manfred
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5unlikely to retain the Most Beautiful King Charles crown if I could not find all of the required limbs and organs. Thinking quickly, I removed some arms from a passing Hindu god,
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3timbers, and the timbers were thrown from the ship. Debbie had meant to use those timbers to stoke the oven. Now her cake was doomed. That year's Betty Crocker award went to
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7-minton oriented, because in the future all contact sports will be eliminated. Yes, there will still be whiffle-ball, but only until someone gets hurt. Eventually lead-based paint
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4They were seen as god's own jism. / But in the west they were just meat / Something that your kids won't eat. / It's a mercy then, that cows don't think / their cowpies fall but do
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4it dawned on The pope that everyone in the audience had been replaced by nodding-head dolls. He looked up to God. "Why are they placating me, oh Lord?" he asked. The answer came
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4two-dimensional homes. The stick people could not resist the Tom Tom Club's dulcet tones. Right under my nose they had quietly asserted themselves into my neighborhood. They held
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3And then the annoying Lydia comes flailing in, ruining everything with a loud "OMG! There's a bird!" I wish I'd known about her when I bought this house. Now I'm stuck with having
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4I walked until the doctor's office disappeared behind me. I walked further and the whole town faded on the horizon. I walked to the diner at the edge of the desert. I ordered two
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6Thor also knew that the colossal hangovers that the martians would suffer from getting hammered would keep them from retaliating right away. This gave him time to rig a trap for
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5Mary's only hope was to call upon Tonya Harding's ex boyfriend to control the herculean tots. His van screetched up to the curb and he emerged with a baseball bat and a bottle of
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8for the presence of a strange little diner with a turquoise and black tiled floor. Nobody knew how it stayed open, as few ever ventured to that side of the desert, but Fred was
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4, ripe and red, Bob's tomatoes had grown so full that he had to strap them bodily into cages to contain them. "No, just thinking of the Jenkin's file," Bob told Bud as he wiped the
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3I lay in the Snoqualmie Springs, calling out to the great tree society The Sons Of Beeches to finish me off. They argued with me for three days and nights before they agreed to
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1to come up with a more amusing way to prepare rhubarb paste. This paste was Emma Jane's prime ingredient for her killer rhubarb martinis. Her sinewy arms held the paste up to the
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7-ward me with murder in it's eyes. "Every day you sit me on the fire until I boil," the kettle hissed, "Well now we're going to see how you like it!" But before the kettle could
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6used Odor Eaters (TM). These soaked up the beef drippings beautifully, but when my dog later ate them, he went into convulsions. I put on my adult diapers and paraded around the
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0have been through I couldn't even open a peanut butter jar, let alone tickle a grown man." Bereft of tickles, the man shrank away like an ant under a magnifying glass. He wandered