Finished Folds (3041—3060)
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6agaaaiiiin~. Just then the time-traveling phone booth reappeared, and the Master stepped out with his goatee unfurled. "Quickly, you pair of idiots, get in here." Bill and Ted
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3So I grabbed a brillo pad and raked out big clumps of my hair until I just had a big bloody bald head. I offered the hair to help clean all the spastic little killifish in the
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3"Yeah and it wouldn't be the last time you were gang banged by them," he shot back. The truth of that one stung, and though I gritted my teeth, I kept instead to the topic at hand:
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4by heavens to murgatroyd. His sanity slipping away from boredom, gibberish rabble roused perpendicular to his pasty lips playing patsy to Perpigilliam paroxysms. Perfect alibi.
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4the perfect place to stick my miniaturized body. Yeah, this was going to become a harrowing experience. But even then I learned to get the hell over it and admit my height. Fin.
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4using a kettle and some string whilst wearing a vegetable. He finished a mobius strip of a donut, and that was the last trace of the three students. Driver's Ed was in trouble.
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7spark of electricity shorted out his eye sockets. Robodad began flailing about as he struggled to run through the knee-deep sloshing waters, catching the curtains on fire as he
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2was concocting a spell to eradicate and prevent all future DVD sales of said film. It took one pinch of cow spots and two parts meringue in the crystal ball. Other ingredients were
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5the bloated Monsiour Davenport stumbled bumblingly towards his escape balloon. The hive-mind alien drones were similarly imbibed, but Davenport forgot the umbilical cord he was
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2like a bunch of ugly suckers. So he gathered up his druthers, went on a hunt for sticky Smucker's, fell out with Lindsay Struthers and sang along to "Uncle Fucker". He got pulled
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4balance a parakeet on your dick and not get talon scratches." Jacob revulsed at this thought, then continued driving on his way. He'd find the directions to the nearest place of
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1and took the old dawg's telemescope. "You gettin' upstage, 'cause you just got played," Robert quipped, then went off drinking and driving and carousin' and other deeds such as
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3thusly with the blunt spines of our thesauruses. Their lisps were intact, our vocabularies at the brink of ludicrousness, but at the very least our point had come across.
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3the dog began to emit a similar green glow, his radioactive urine mutating the plants into horrible eldritch bonsais. He'd regret it, but that was the last time the dog listened.
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5belt, lighting up the planet's outer atmosphere with an explosion of gayly burning flame. It wasn't the happiest of places to visit, but it was the bounciest. The elephants were
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3devour all the crackers in the buffet until I was fit to burst with salty badness. I waddled through the YMCA hallways looking for a place to throw up,
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2Nigeria, home of the e-mail scammers that could use a good bombin'. G is for grotesque, what it looks like in your mouth. U is your ur mom, how the internets types. S is for
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2I was in the study mixing another cocktail. The crank calls never stopped, even years after my role as Swiper on the telenovela "Dora the Explorer". I wasn't much of a drinker,
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3too much to bear, so he decided he needed a good mental cleansing. Putting together a douche of bleach and acid, he proceeded to self-employ a brain enemy, and was in the midst of
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1several hundreds of cakes over the months. But how can one possibly mention Bulk without bringing to light his inseparable best friend, Skull? The duo was known in Angel Grove to