Finished Folds (3161—3180)
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4then the crocodilians can start harvestin' diamonds from the mines like there's no tomorrow! And so we stormed the beaches, chomping on humans who tasted like spam, and we fought
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2"Ah-ha," thought the greaser. "These lights must be manufactured by a fucking idiot if they're on a direct circuit. A parallel circuit would solve all these problems." So Jesus
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1of the McDonald's playland. "There now, me lovely, get yer sweet candy arse some exercise," said the fishmonger in a rather stereotypical accent. The Kraken entered the ball pit
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7hated that kind of music. "Not so great now, are ye?" the deckhand bellowed. The sharks below were insulted now; they'd never been treated like this by such riff raff since
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2I didn't know how to contact you, you hid yourself well. But what did I, just some girl, have to say? That I only fell in love with your buddy icon? It was a silly thing to do,
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2Would you let me give you a blowjob?" It was the only way to make money, since the rich still were not fulfilling their obligation wrought from their privilege. Fatasses. Shiela
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1trip to the new moon coffee shop, he was able to grab a coffee and parsley donut for under a buck twenty-five. Really, he got coffees for the other mice, but it was a successful
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5then remembered something obvious. I opened my cell phone, switched it on, and just like nurses and flight attendants believe, the wireless signal cut out grampa's pacemaker. Yay!
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4being severely distressed in what was an inconvenient balancing act for him. 6000 feet in the air was no place for a gremlin, even though he could survive better than me, but he
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1..." I interrupted him with my hand there. Bored to tears with his sports story, I stood, grabbed my own folding chair, folded it up, and proceeded to beat him around the head and
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3t waiting for us behind the till. Ginger and I explored the backside and found what we were looking for. You don't want to know what it is, but I'll still tell you that it was an
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2ladies ever seen. And when I say "laid out", I do mean...but I'll spare you the personal details. The parakeet women demanded sustenance in the form of wine and cracker, so I
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2when they shorted the week to just seven days. So that's why the two on Sunday, for eight sponges in total. They'll last a long while though, that they will. Best sponges ever.
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2day keeps the doctor away, they say. Obviously not this doctor, of course. Who could keep him from sodomizing all the different women of Species 14? Good doctor, though. Never
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4because she had all the slender agility that a rabbit could have. I never knew bunnies had such powerful feet, but her kicks were felt through the knights' armor, disabling them.
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2I blacked out and never awoke again. I tell the remainder of this story post-humously, my words taken figuratively from a man in Scotland, but when he tells you now is the truth:
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5"Not really," I explained to the customer. "See, you're only as dumb as a box of melons, but your 'partner' is about as dumb as the rinds therein. So you both end up being about
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3at least maintained my dignity, apart from whatever injury wanting to be the former option left me with. The universe hated me my choice and sought to drop a hammer into my face
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1declared, even as soiled as his underpants appeared. "Now that was just disgusting," came the interjection of the round-toothed hippo-necked peacible content-floundering eggy
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7have no semblance of a working plan, since our idea is counter-intuitive." I furrowed my brow hard as I tried to read his words correctly. "You want to be nice to people?" I said