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curled, "Just because you two once joined forces to create the greatest corn chip in the history of the Fritoverse -- the Cheeto-Dorito -- don't forget I was here first!" The Frito -
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his buddy Chewie, far from these thankless rebels. Unlike Luke, Chewie was grateful when Han saved his life. Plus, he and Chewie would never fight over the same
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only obstacle. My tentacles couldn't break through the sphere of static electricity from King's hair, allowing Mike Tyson to get dangerously close to my ear. Luckily my ears were
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Jumping up quickly after the blast, he couldn't believe his eyes. There was nothing left. Just ten seconds ago he had been enjoying
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checkers, but oddly he could never make a living at that game. His years of high stakes Extreme Checkers barely paid for
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is that you really need the wings on your back to go with it. Otherwise, no one will take you seriously. Once, his tail
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a more immersive reading experience. Hasn't anyone written a comic version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? That would
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had failed to mention that to him. Not the sharpest coral in the reef, he inhaled a nose full of water and experienced
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pop every seam on his uniform. But coach was yelling, the fans were cheering, and so he had no choice but to
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a bubbling brook of pesticide-laden agricultural runoff. Strangely, the dog-cat resembled neither animal but acted like
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he would buy a salad instead. For now, he was stranded, steam blasting from the engine. He had no idea how he'd get to
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Looking around all he saw were turkeys. Six-foot tall, wild turkeys. He'd been cornered. Now, all he could do was
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dream up these meal combos in a smokey room somewhere. The ground bacon and grape jelly had been his favorite but
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He loved an excuse to pin the speedo in his tricked-out banana-yellow Ford Pinto. He always thought it strange that he
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give back his neodymium-infused anti-matter plasma diffuser. He didn't know what it was, but it sounded threatening so
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see, he thought, applying the T-Rex theory of avoiding a fist fight. So there he stood, out in the open, not moving when
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a friend of his had stopped by for help a while back. Billy Dee couldn't even pronounce his name right! So I was ready
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an informational packet about the negative long-term effects of artificial sweeteners. Unamused, she decided to
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mascot costume. Too bad for him our team is The Porcupines. That'll be the last time he pitches like a
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both the most interesting person I've ever met and also the most predictable. But I never could've predicted that she