Finished Folds (21—40)

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  Genghis Khan, except with tits and in a coma. But as luck would have it, there was a large demand for that sort of thing. That demand came from

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  2011-01-29 05:33:42

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  dance partner had to put on shades. Now I know what you're thinking. How were Mr. and Mrs. Hulk dancing in freefall? Well it's simple, they just

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  2011-01-29 05:26:15

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  a lot harder to change, as you can imagine. Don't worry, I still pulled it off though! That bitch stole my heart, so I stole hers. Literally. And with her heart in my chest, I

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  2011-01-29 02:49:27

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  "Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be

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  2011-01-28 21:01:44

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  Hulk Hogan realized his fight against the newborn kitten was not as one-sided as he thought it was when

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  2011-01-28 20:56:30

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  Homicide

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  2011-01-28 20:53:19

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  Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the last time.

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  2011-01-28 20:51:18

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  barely anything for it. After all, it's just a *human* brain. Human brains are some of the most unremarkable brains in the universe. She decided to instead get a brain from

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  2011-01-28 19:02:53

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  treasure chest to the end of a stick. The first mate then put the stick on the captain's hat, motivating his fatass to exercise. The parrot angrily burst out of the captain's mouth

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  2011-01-28 18:33:01

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  hoisting his dead carcass into the air, as if she was goading his loved ones into murdering her in a frothing rage. Of course, he didn't actually have any loved ones.

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  2011-01-28 07:28:26

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  late fees, I'm guessing? I think Netflix does that, but it's not really worth googling.

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  2011-01-28 07:17:25

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  realization that I was better off staying on the floor. That way if she wanted to give me the stink eye, she'd have to bend over. I sure showed her

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  2011-01-28 07:10:53

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  kicking him in the dick. We were TRYING to become zombies, and you had to go ruin it for no reason at all. Thanks a lot, asshole.

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  2011-01-28 07:03:53

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  Although it came in quite handy when someone dropped the MF bomb on him - he could retort by pointing out that meant his opponent has intercourse with zombies. This power was

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  2011-01-28 07:01:43

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  Wait, which president were we talking about again? They all fit the bill, but let's just say Gerald Ford. Anyways, Americans celebrated Gerald Ford's suicide by

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  2011-01-28 06:56:11

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  But it was also OJ Simpson's way.

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  2011-01-28 06:45:26

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  not been insane in the first place, then this all could have been avoided. Hey, you live, you learn right? Well, she didn't, as they killed her with

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  2011-01-27 21:48:27

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  the fact that it was actually a ten minute policy. Unfortunately, he had taken just under fifteen minutes, and so the Beast ate him

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  2011-01-27 21:45:08

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  modeling agency! You might think you're underweight, but are you underweight enough to be a supermodel? Not til you've ridden our twistiest roller coaster, the Puker Face! Tickets

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  2011-01-27 18:41:37

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  and I turned around to see what it was. It was a Gatorade shower. My team had won! I got back on the phone and told the telemarketer to go call someone who's NEVER win a Super Bowl

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  2011-01-27 18:34:01