Finished Folds (781—800)
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5got to stop. A majority of the time, I keep my get-it-in-get-it-out strictly intraspecies. An alien seems like a taste too difficult to acquire. 3 of its eyes cried, 3 lusted at my
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4The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good" Stickers Are On The Scion competition was in full swing. I counted 26, but Gina swore she saw a campfire one that I missed. 1st Prize
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7way, and I brought El Toado too. I always like having someone around in case I get the insatiable urge to make the rio run rojo, haha. "Oh, you slay me," said El Toado. Good idea,
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6After Disney sucked it dry and left it to die in the form of 23 installments, the Star Wars franchise received a little mouth-to-mouth from the adult film industry. Episode XXX was
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3than the Canary Rights Advocacy Group. The Aggro Crag collapsed under the weight of the protestors, trapping alien miners and their 6-winged canaries. Clean-up was easy enough with
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7so I called J.G. Wentworth, since "now" was a fast enough form of cash acquisition for me. A viking answered the phone. "You know we can just raid heaven. God hides a gold stash in
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5The Mamba Moose was unfazed. "Bag the snake, or by my sword I shall end thee." What an archaic juicer, the snake bandit thought. He removed the lance from his pants and played alon
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2-oman better appreciate being saved." Mario had no idea Peach was a real estate agent, out selling castles for Bowser Realty. And here was Mario, fighting a monkey why? A hammer
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3was turn down the lights and set his wand to "disrobe only". This girl was into some hardcore LARPing. So I'm told. She also thought that finishing in 45 seconds was awesome and
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2gnawing on wood, this is serious." Beavis shuddered. "Hey, Butthead, you think all beavers have teeth? For real though, this is pertinent information. Some beavers and I were gonna
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4was skiing the diamond cheese slopes with rusty skis, contaminating all the good cheese on the moon, unbeknownst to Wallace. "I taste iron, Gromit. Iron! Oh dear." Some Cheddat
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3The whole point of my Love-O-Matic was to cut out all the emotion crap from relationships. Now he was emoting and my heart was mush. "Next he'll cheat on me, my robots always cheat
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5Hobbes's plate of nature. "Not the salad, Calvin. Spare the poor veggies!" Calvin fired the gatling gun, saying, "I'll keep this lunch double brutish and doubly short as well, unl
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5learning how to bake cakes." "What kind?" Crap, I don't know about cakes. "Uranium, Juanitio. I mean, if you're any, um, more understanding," Juanito raised the gun. "Bake for me."
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5croc-infested moat and safely over to the VIP section. "Anything to get off the rail, I hate things on sale," said Peter Pan. Captain Hook tossed him a heavy pitcher of spiced rum
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5An army of yeast troopers tilted gravity 90 degrees and fell from the wall mouth. They whipped the folding clocks into place with buttery baguettes. "Synchronize watches in 3, 2, 1
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5to wear meat necklaces. And who are you, Mr. Big Shot, to say that my catnip G-string should not act as a cat signal to all strays within a 5 mile radius?" She ordered her cat army
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3Black Beauty. Dom had gone through the dozens of steps to construct the Ikea meatball in hopes that "you are what you eat" is true. Dom somberly put on his horseshoes and bit
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5was eclipsed in time by stress over money problems. When the rabbit that he sent to the moon oracle returned, Floyd said, "Speak to me, what sayeth the gods? Shall I perform a gig
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4of melon explosions. Emilio tasted some of the juice that splattered on his windshield. "Hey, this is silicone. Those melons are fake!" As he pursued the melon truck, its flatbed