Finished Folds (821—840)
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3Burton made the new animated Disney Star Wars movie in black & white. It starred Johnny Depp as R2-D2 and Helena Bonham Carter as everyone else. The Vampire Sith used the dark side
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2The hounds of the megachurch were set loose on the congregation. To develop the hounds' checkered past, would you accept a side quest entitled "Houndpups Lose Sanity at PetSmart"?
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7pencil marks on Napoleon's wall, revealing him to have been 6'2, people listened. Prof. Fugu also found some time lapse cave paintings of Stonehenge's construction. His bat wings
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5, revealing the Wally-topped pile of dead people with evacuated bowels, the office folk left them there and used the stairs instead. A new era of health and wellness began. Thanks,
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8Pepsi propaganda movies, but the Propaganda Movie Society (PMS) offered their protection by attending every viewing. Now Pepsi was sure to create lardy arses, and Coke couldn't do
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6turned into an arachnid breeding facility. Never enter such a shed without a boot on each hand for maximal squashing. I hear redback spiders often equip themselves with steel
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4for the Jewish Fire Department down the street. Hitler decided that if they weren't gonna work on Shabbat, when he needed them most, they weren't gonna work ever again. Extreme
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4with strikethroughs, he lured them into his text dungeon and hung them next to Garamond. When Helvetica wouldn't sing, "G'day, Fontifex," he typed her onto a Comic Sans poster and
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5Ace was ashamed of being outclassed by a Carrey-er pigeon, whose flight made pet saving a breeze. When the pigeon found Squawkers stuck in the Octagon, he even delivered his mail.
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3lead her to raise awareness of the mortality of events. Events die all the time, and no one seemed to care. Her family and friends openly mocked event doom, so Kat ran away from
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4Patrick hadn't shaved since, so I went with style over substance, hence the moustache dreadlocks. Why I provided the $600 top prize out of pocket is a mystery. An amish challenger
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4"Sorry, stud, I didn't catch your name." "I'm just a pool boy, I need no sympathy. It's Amir, by the way." Ahhh, Amir. That wouldn't have been Gloria's first guess, so it's a good
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4Thins had the edible fruit piled high on his back, and he was cooked in sunflower oil. "What a lovely change of pace," Oda Mae Brown thought. Eda Mame Brown cut in on her action
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6...He's gotta step on that land mine eventually... "A little to the left. No, the other left. Actually, all the lefts. Make every possible left turn. You'll know when to stop."
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6that animal porn was taboo. Bertie realized that this was one of those no-nonsense, "get in, get off, and get out" porn theatres. No underage female spiders with erotic webbery,
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7The roof on the vampire party boat is raised.
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6Anything to keep his mind off his current patient. "Dr. Noah, who AM I? I know I don't pay you enough, but ever since I stopped folding like a vulgar troll, I can't figure me out."
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3introduced a Taz Devil-powered centrifuge that broke spin velocity records. This innovation led to a cure for Insufficient Orange Breasted Parrot Existence: translated Marvin Gaye
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2the slide had led him to a grease fryer. What a rotten trick! Luckily, when the health inspector saw the fried Templeton, the joint had to be shut down when Wilbur had skin left an
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0make a traffic jam with his jellylicious physique. "With Oirt's shenanigans, no cars can make it to my car wash's grand opening," said Troi, whose short jorts and sudsy water pined