Finished Folds (841—860)
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5she said, "I'll eat off the fat one. I like uneven surfaces with a sense of humor about their unevenness." Ever since our diner couldn't afford tables, Mr. V Neck got no business.
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3Deer Park commercial shoot hotspot, but now deer were afraid to pee in it. "What are we supposed to do with all this Samboyan toxic water? Is there a place with too low toxicity?"
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3No matter how many times we ran him over. Not even sacrificing lambs kept our demon child in the nether. Mrs. Codswallop threw up her hands and said that converting the child to ch
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2no control over his desire to follow bear tracks. "The way these paws pressed so begrudgingly into the ground, what a trail of tears this is," he said in Finnish. Foot fetish flick
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2er had been sharpening his teeth with kitchen knives, so my tender back offered no meaningful resistance. I rubbed Chomper's paw with my fried hands and he ate himself instead. Bud
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5Chef Boyardee ravioli cans on the shelf. I opened them - not a ravioli to be found, just laughter. "You guys, how can I date in the apocalypse if our food is joke shop novelties?"
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2Final Fantasy characters, level-grinded to the point of invincibility, stuck the muzzles in their mouths. Their Russian Roulette healing staves and equipped armor would prove use
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4Deity sent a cloud of nacho cheese dust to block out the Sun, the first of many plagues upon the ignorant "take other gods before the Frito Deity" masses. Next, low sodium snacking
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5The company's fancy baths didn't sell as well (French hygiene slam), so they were forced to shut down before the fancy toilets could be shipped. Back to Pooper Scoopers for poodles
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4the cause of much cha**** for her party guests, who really just wanted a good time. "No dreams!" *wipe* "No jokes!" *wipe* "No existential satisfaction!" *wipe*. Annie's grin wiper
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6men who cayn't threw a Frisbee w'tout it asplodin', what wit theyr chisel'd, marbly abs *gulp*. All Olympic sports shou'd be Foo'baw. Amurican Foo'baw. Those tights. Awwww maaanly.
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5rbucks was greater than mocha anything. The thought of puncturing a cup of hot joe and spilling it on herself was enough to kick the habit. The Catholicism habit. Sis Mary Francis
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4that'll work wonders for the immune system. What's that? Those delightful dancing children haven't had their tetanus shots? Good god, this hangar is the Rusty Bucket Bay of rust!
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7I attacked pixels like a whale to krill. "How many pixels does the 1080p special have?" I asked the waiter. He said, "2.1 million today, sir." Hmm, not bad. The Virtual Café was
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4self-sufficient, but here he was, having his diaper changed by his roommate. Bing! "Our piggy melts are done," said Roomie, leaving him on the changing table for the world to see.
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3become national news. Now every royal schmuck with an urge was turning to me to satisfy their affair needs. Well, I'm tired of sneaking around and ending up on The Sunday Telegraph
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4use tamed leeches, which the FDA referred to as a "controlled substance", in hopes of inspiring her daughter to try methods of bloodletting that didn't end with doing the dishes.
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5alai lama's lipstick stain on its cheek, I had more modest expectations. The teddy bear brought me a large sum that I spent on things that had nothing to do with devoting to a guru
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5our hissing snake narrator slithered away, replaced by Sylvester the Cat: "Sal's carne asada was a smashing success in southern Seville. Sufferin' succotash, these s's seem
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4running mate, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, that she wouldn't have to change her name to Fraser-Pryce-Man if they married, in exchange for being the anchor. He-Man stunned the crowd by