Finished Folds (161—180)

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  I followed the flasher to the cafeteria, and sure enough, there was Mary dancing on a table and singing about lumberjacks and hard wood. I never knew

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  2017-02-06 03:09:14

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  tried to sell it on eBay, anonymously of course. The EMT figured no one would notice right away, since most people who knew the guy already thought he was heartless.

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  2017-02-04 00:27:39

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  floor to a shelf lined with vases and more trophies. "Mew!" The fluffy kittens sniffed at everything in their path and the woman sighed. The kittens were too cute for words.

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  2017-02-02 23:28:08

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  sharp objects. Gatekeepers gathered an odd assortment of forbidden items at the balloon animal zoo entrance. Sophie stowed her knitting needles though. She had to finish

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  2017-02-02 22:50:19

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  thin veneer of calm cracking. He made a set of quick and dirty air quotes. "There! Ya happy, Mildred?" He squeezed past his wife to the garage. It was time for

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  2017-02-02 22:46:42

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  My eyes! Alice-Marie screamed when reality hit her smack in the face. I didn't understand. My eyes were the ones messed up. She was such a drama queen. My eyelids fluttered

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  2017-02-02 21:51:36

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  "No, YOU!" The woodcutter watched in horror as his nose and Pinocchio's nose grew in unison to be elephantine. "Now look what you've done!" They needed

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  2017-01-31 23:09:02

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  I will finally be able to get a decent night's sleep. The last several nights I've had the same dream. In it, it is the day of the exam and I go to class like usual, but

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  2017-01-31 23:04:52

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  This particular monster is slicker than snot , a smooth talker , and looks like a flying squirrel on steroids in that red and brown glider suit.

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  2017-01-30 00:15:03

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  I R CUTE, R I NAWT? The Joker had spent many long nights rolling in catnip and perusing photos of cats on the web. That Catwoman, she had stolen his heart, black as it was, and

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  2017-01-29 23:36:16

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  "I pledge allegiance to this Story, for which it's bland," whispered one folder. But the Speaker continued: Taketh thy vow to protect its Glory lest ye anger the Folding Gods.

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  2017-01-27 16:00:22

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  place an ad in the classifieds: "Seeking DeLorean for time travel expedition to erase loved ones' memories of me. Experience preferred but not required. Call or email for further

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  2017-01-27 15:32:41

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  way crossing. I heard a train whistle in the distance. "Are you crazy? That rose was solid gold!" Lucca cursed. He was going to have to retrieve it before it was destroyed.

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  2017-01-27 15:05:24

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  When Bigfoot brought home the bread, I melted like butter. "Oh Biggie, you're the one." And you know what they say about wild, hairy men with big feet.

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  2017-01-26 23:42:58

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  sat. The vampire viewed Harry from a distance and licked her lips. He looked so tempting, and she was starving. A coworker broke the silence, "Harry - I think you have an admirer."

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  2017-01-26 23:22:06

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  several generations of family photos, including one of my great-great grandparents on their wedding day. The pup yapped happily and scurried downstairs. A door slammed

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  2017-01-26 23:11:35

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  The flower opened one petal at a time in slow motion. It was like something created with one of those time lapse camera thingies. Suddenly rosebuds

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  2017-01-22 00:41:09

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  sed to arrive early or at least on time! How could he explain it? Suddenly he knew. Captain Charon said, "Sorry, babe, I got lost way out in the Styx." She smirked, but it worked.

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  2017-01-21 23:42:41

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  re-read the letter that arrived the day before last. There was no signature or name, no clues as to who sent it, but the message was dead serious. The huge owl outside hooted

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  2017-01-21 23:36:14

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  The chagrined chimp was determined to make the Man in The Big Yellow Hat see his new wife Esther's true nature. First, he gathered all the loose banana peels off the floor. Second

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  2017-01-21 23:31:26