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in Iceland, where he lived out the rest of his days in relative peace. However, Randy was not so lucky. He smashed five mirrors and his luck got so terrible that he was too afraid
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"Yes, sir. I will return in no time at all." Little did "sir" know that she was actually a potted plant in disguise, trying to get information from the league of humans to see why
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But first, I had to eat lunch. And also take out the trash, and do the laundry. And feed the cats... I'm beginning to realize why my schemes for revenge never end up anywhere.
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Zombies are bad. Unless you want an interesting movie plot. 18. Try not to be annoyed by their desperate pleas for "brains." It's all they have left in their lives. 19.
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But I found that my leg warmers, headband, kneepads & cleats made me uncorfortable. So I took them off.
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with the harsh light of reality. The man himself was not fond of reality. In fact, he rather fancied himself as a clown, though he was always too shy to say so.
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"Hush, Squakers. The clown is a good man." *No! I cannot trust a man who draws on his mouth every morning!" The clown began to cry. "Now see what you've done! For shame, Squakers."
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of the roaring sea. Romeo, being a pansy, immediately clung onto Juliet with all his might. Juliet shook him off roughly, having no desire to drown. Romeo, however, did drown.
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replaced by apples. I was in quite the moral dilemma, unsure whether eating the apples would grant me a title as cannibal or not. I bit into one. It was delicious.
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they grabbed Susperia, well all but one producer named Jane who had a fear of tarantulas so intense that touching one would kill her. One might call this an allergy but Jane was no
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He dialed the number and pressed call. He was sent to voicemail, and in a fit of anger he threw the phone on the ground and stomped on it. He decided to take his business and 500$
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In this moment they realized the trick to life was not to be upset at the many ditches in the short road to death, but to accept them as a part of your life along with the hills.
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I spoke: "A wheel on a spoke" spoke I. Then my mother came into the bathroom and saw my ruined face. "Oh, dear boy!" she said. And then I turned to face her and gave her a speech.
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this saki. Oh man. This saki will end the world one day. It will! And before you fall asleep in your drunken stupor, just think: one day, it will all come down to this saki.
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of mars. The elk dreams often of mars, and the princess has visited mars a few times. "Are you quite alright?" she asks. "Yes, fine" you answer gruffly, but perhaps a bit too gruff
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began scratching into his arm. This is when Jonathon realized he was in trouble. Nobody wants a tertiary male in their bloodstream. It's simply far too fattening. Jonathon tried to
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pivoting gracefully away from the earth and towards the vast emptiness of the universe. The people cheered. The universe cried. And school was off for a day.
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segment, he didn't sneeze. Everyone sneezes in the presence of mosquitoes! But he didn't. This was a grave error. They took him prisoner and demanded to know why he did not sneeze.
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tongue. Her mouth wrinkled and wrinkled. When she spoke, her voice sounded cold and angry. I realized that the bitter candy had done something to her. Something never before seen.