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Maurice was saddened to discover that the moist toilette market was already saturated. It had been his dream since childhood to -
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was packing a suitcase, climbing onto a tractor, and starting off down the dirt pack. "See you in San Diego!" she yelled, waving her knickers from the back bumper as she sped off.
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laid a curse upon the Glossoming Waters. "I HEREBY COMMAND THE GLOSSOMING WATERS TO GLOSSOM NO MORE!" Aerik declared and it was so. The miscreants
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was pretty sharp of me. Hah! He paid up and I handed over a coin bag of cane sugar. "Use it wisely man." I am a genius. "This heroin is the shit!" said Ronny, "you are the shit! I
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give me a Chinese burn but Rumsfield is a midget who wears four-inch heals to disguise his embarrassing little problem so I knutted him. The mob
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biting off his earlobe. "Now that was uncalled for," he whined as blood dripped down his collar. She said "That's what you get for metaphorically touching your own balls, douche
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top thinking there was glass there and fell into the lobster mob who made swift work of his internal organs. Obviously the parents complained to the manager, but my winking lobster
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of a neo-Nazi. I gotta say the stripes suit me. I'm actually thinking of living in a dumpster as I'm into cold pizza. Let me tell you about the time I ate out of date cornflakes...
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Raising Steve from the dead took three months, and involved a ton of spinach, but the result was worth it. Looking him in his cold, dead, apple mac eyes she hissed, "
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Wallace and began to cry. "I've borne so, so many years of this shit for you," he said, "Trousers and everything. Because I love you. And all I ever wanted was a fucking bone."
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was unfazed and smacked the child for giving her the "eyes". For this she lost her job, but she was satisfied that she had had her revenge. When she met the boy again, 19 years on
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do not exist in technicolor. I promise you, if you go to the desert, it's all grey. Anyway this empty can of liquor was discovered under my porch seat by my cleaner and she gave me
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After eyeing me for five full minutes the hot punk chick in the nearest booth grabbed my elbow and yelled something. I was too much agony to hear. She winked and the light fitting
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Couldn't I be a shark hound? Or a laser hound? Or a - a ..." The Dachshund trailed off. The Old One nodded sagely. "If you desire that strongly, I will grant you one
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pig now, a top dog, and he wouldn't stand for Willie showing off his wheels in public. It was obscene, thought Saul. Dumping the sizzling bag on the bonnet, he t
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nd instant custard in the next row. What say you to a truly traditional morning meal?" Constance's uncle patted her pigtails and ushered her to the canned vegetables. "Now, darling
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she said, and though he found her words alluring he comprehended not a syllable. She tried again, this time in an earth language he recognised but couldn't name. He gestured w
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of people who could recite more star wars quotes than him, guys who played Sims, and anyone who thought Big Bang Theory was cool. Not only did he find release but his master plan t
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Sheila had made of his heart when she took his puppy and left, but it would still piss of his professor, and if he wanted a First he knew he had to start scrubbing. Soon the car
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both of us were taller than average, I was wearing a very nice jacket, and Terence had a heavy chain round his neck. What night temptress would refuse a stud like