Finished Folds (41—60)
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7the barbarians attacked and overran the little cottage in Napa. Surprisingly they decided to keep it as a bed and breakfast for ogres, trolls, and wood elfs. All the fauna laughed!
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3By 3 a.m. most of his skin had peeled off. The blood loss was obscene, but the fact that he was still "alive" confounded him. He had always been under the impression that he needed
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4in all these discrimination cases and held in the landmark case of Foldings v. Storee that no one may be denied a job because of their Facebook profile pictures. Justice served!
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6Except for his wrist watch, he was naked in the Bellagio fountains. He was sitting on one of the water canons counting the seconds until the next show. What he didn't realize was
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6Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked
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5Apple won a partial victory today in it's patent lawsuit against Anne Hathaway and her Catwoman costume. "We are pleased that the judge agreed with us," said an Apple spokeswoman.
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6The freak winter storm dropped sleet in Yuma. Residents were unprepared. Chaos ensued. Schools were shuttered. Teacups were shattered. But worst of all no one remembered to
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4the he just stopped sneezing! He was nervous of course, because he didn't have a prescription for the red rockets and didn't even know if they were contraindicated! Gesundheit!
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6uin publishers. Job's looked puzzled. But I love them, I have all their classics. She looked at his shelves, nodded, apologized, and left, talking to Siri all the way home.
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1of. But without warning, the lid was lifted, the sunlight flooded in, my mom told me to put my wee wee back in my pants and come eat dinner. I was mortified, but hungry too.
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5but couldn't finish because my tongue was no longer connected to my head, accidentally shot off by RJ's temperamental assault rifle. The Munsters had the last laugh after all!
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3Dog walker Katrina Klaus was found not guilty today of violating the local poop-scooping ordinance despite photographic evidence against her that purportedly depicted a huge
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6U.S.-Pakistan relations reached the nadir of absurdity this week when it was revealed that 5000 American ex-pats in Pakistan were in the streets protesting the American TV show
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3Asked by Faux News about the likelihood that she’d become a candidate for President, the former Alaska governor and reality TV star said "Let's just say it's not too late for
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2visions of dingos stealing babies in the Australian Outback. The shrimpers up and down the West Coast were shut down and fined millions of dollars, but how would that help Azaria?
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6no one eats inland crabs in Nantucket! I had Tammy the Taxidermist stuff the crabs and mount them to my headboard: a reminder that what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas!
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3"Hey fat Uncle Steve, what do you say? The folks around town are wondering if maybe you're gay." He sputtered a spray of egg nog and beer then he hemmed and hawed. "Well," he said
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3Once upon a time a passionate and playful prince left his palace in Persia and pretended to be a pauper. He passed powerful peers who pissed on his petticoat. Perturbed, he paused
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1410 Nights in Istanbul. Night 1: slept on the street with a pack of friendly dogs near Galata Tower. Hotel had burned down...electric blanket fire...and i didn't know where to go.
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5He knew his six month old daughter hated him. It wasn't just the scratching and screaming and scaring him by holding her breath. It was the way she stared at him when he