She wheeled around the corner of Fourth and

She wheeled around the corner of Fourth and onto Lenora. I checked out the marquis at the Cinerama in case I had some free time but it wasn’t anything I was interested in.

she slammed the brakes and shouted "isn't that the same guy that hugged you at Walgreens? Who was that asshole?" I got out of the car

battery section at the Walgreens and headed over to "Foot Care." I picked up Tinactin walked over the jerk and squirted anti-fungal cream all over his face.

He screamed as the cream covered his eyes for they were actually two small puffballs. As they shriveled and started to smoke he pointed his finger at me and

said "exterminate". The Daleks began moving towards me and firing lasers in my direction. Fortunately I was able to redirect the attack using the mirrorlike surface of the

of a shattered Cyberman. K-9 covered my retreat to the dimensional gateway that would take me out of this TV universe, back to my La-z-boy in Cleveland. Unfortunately,

Earth didn't exist anymore--at least, not the way it used to be. The gateway had let the TV universe invade Earth--Just getting the mail turned into a scene from

Green Acres. My family strangely morphed into the Addams, and the David Hasselhoff became my neighbor. The best part was the funky soundtrack that was heard coming from nowhere

but it did get grating after a while. Just then Raul Julia cocked a submachine gun. "Let's go roll on some busta Munsters, mofo," he told Uncle Fester and me. "Nah, th--" I started