Finished Folds (61—78)

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  The man on the video monitor was definitely Travis. Same goofy red hair, coke bottle glasses, and clothes two sizes too big. But how was that possible? Travis was

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  2011-12-19 17:12:26

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  The sheets were wet under him. He couldn't open his eyes or move. He was in his ex-wife's bed. He knew because the air smelled like her vanilla perfume. Then he heard her laugh.

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  2011-12-19 17:09:35

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  The house had been boarded up six days earlier. The other two cats had run off when the construction workers showed up, but the tabby, Vincent, had stayed under the bed because

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  2011-12-19 17:04:19

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  defender, and gay escort all rolled in one. He hated that he had to pretend to smoke, pretend to love fat ugly men, pretend to believe in the innocence of his indigent clients. He

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  2011-12-19 17:00:26

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  the Amish reigned supreme. It is not well known outside their secretive community, but the Amish love yo' mamma jokes and can tell some of the funniest ones you've ever heard. So I

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  2011-12-19 16:56:05

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  Overcome with remorse, I glued the antlers to my head and declared that henceforth I would be know as Gazellicus, defender of all valley mammals. Hunters doggedly pursued me, but

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  2011-12-19 03:05:27

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  moved to San Francisco. I would be safe there, after all what televangelist and his homicidal troop of bible thumpers would come all the way to San Fran"sicko" to find me and

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  2011-12-19 03:01:22

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  My public defender was incredulous. I assured him if he got me in front of a jury, I could explain why I had hijacked the Prius and why the dead birds were

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  2011-12-19 02:53:48

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  a tidy path, we all knew that. When the reversal ended and two weeks ago was today again, I asked Jasmine to come with me this time. I didn't tell her about the impending doom, I

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  2011-12-19 02:47:31

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  i left him naked and foolish in Arizona. He cried for weeks, the memory of my body slowly dimming. I laughed and hugged myself, please that someone else was as miserable as me.

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  2011-12-19 02:42:52

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  these nano-exoskeletons? Because we'll die, you idiot! Why? Because these exoskeletons are the only things keeping us alive out here in this

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  2011-12-19 02:40:27

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  truth was irresistible. I left the final poker table with over $7 million in winnings and a new goal life: I would reveal all truth to all listeners always. I began my journey at

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  2011-12-19 02:38:36

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  true meaning of. The flames that rose from between her legs terrified and excited her. The flames demanded she leave her husband, her children, her home, everything! Could she?

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  2011-12-19 02:16:48

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  i owe you? Well so here's the thing...I don't have it now and I doubt I'll ever have it. Shit, the truth is, if I had the money I wouldn't give it to you. I'd spend it on my

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  2011-12-19 02:13:08

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  I raised my right hand, said "I do" at the appropriate time, spelled my name, sat down, glanced meekly at the jury, and proceeded to explain to the whole courtroom why I had killed

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  2011-12-19 02:09:05

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  justice, but saw only lunacy. I peeled myself off the floor, buttoned my trousers, and plodded away, wondering how i had ended up in such a huge mess three days before my funeral!

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  2011-12-19 01:53:33

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  She tore of her caramel dipped bra, revealing a metal plate in the center of her chest with these five words: Ancient Wisdom Reveals The

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  2011-12-19 01:48:31

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  the flesh of the poor sod dissolved right before her very eyes, leaving only bones and a

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  2011-12-19 01:41:58