Finished Folds (181—200)
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5top of a boat dock. Each time he did a little hop and turn, he slapped Det. Manatee with a fish. Mr. Manatee concluded that John Cleese was far too silly. Case closed.
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6Bubbling. Festering. Hey, don't look away! You need to see this. Otherwise you won't believe me when I say "literally". Oh there goes my nose and eyebrows. Just slid off my face
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6both of us by inviting her out for dinner. Eunice happily said yes. "On one condition: I need to be back home before dark. I'm not driving myself these days, but that's when
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8and down in his trampoline boots. "Well this is going to be a short fight" I laughed. The troll didn't like my short joke, but I was on a roll. I reached out to pat him on the head
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8hroatily replied. The lion yawned at him and lay back against the wall for a long nap. Dandy the lion more interested in eating packaged meals that Benny the circus cook prepared.
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4birds who leave ample evidence of their presence. If being a ninja taught him anything, it was to remain silent, but deadly. Never leave a trail for others to find. The aging ninja
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8He knew he would enjoy the process once he got started. His trembling fingers hovered over the big, shiny, red button. "Will he have what it takes to push it? Find out next week on
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11someone else's fingertips, which had just handled several packages and some paper money that previously left the hands of a particularly unsavory cab driver who lived on
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3or her and while he was back there starting arranging it into an intricate plait. By the time he was done, she'd sold four Buicks. Ugh. Things were similarly slow but messy at
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11"Yeah, you probably haven't heard of me. I'm one of those little known superheroes." Insecurity Woman anxiously glanced at the audience and then stared at the floor.
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9and stashed it in his jacket pocket. "It's a fair cop!" Harry exclaimed. Helen was not amused. Later that day he reached for his cell phone and instead got jelly donut fingers.
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6the wildness within you awakens. You roar excitedly. Returning to the open fire, you sample dinner from the giant, rotating skewer. "Hm, tastes like chicken."
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6Father Christmas' personal shopper also had a migraine with aura during the shopping excursion, and got an extra bottle for the road. The reindeer carried the groceries and
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3My friend spoke up finally, "Look I agree about Mr. Gandy, but can you please stop hitting on my dad?! That's the stuff of nightmares." Flames erupted from David; he was on fire!
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3t AWOL, recognizing a SNAFU when she saw one. The sound of sirens split the silence. Over a loudspeaker both sides surrendered simultaneously. "Sheesh," she sighed.
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7s getting rough so it was time for the tough to get going. The village idiot and the village knave decided to split up; and search for the roti's creator separately. "We can cover
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3since he fell out of clove with his aromatic partner, the Lady of Shallot. Mr. Garlic caught her with Sir Mincelot and went off the deep end. Now he's doing time at Red Onion.
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7, if you get my meaning. I sipped tea from a porcelain cup and nibbled at a plate of warm brownies. Moments later, my hands seemed to shrink, and my iPhone - it turned pink!
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2,"Not so fast, nerf..herd..er!" Nerdy Nellie knew how to stretch out her syllables to last the whole day, and Nasty Ned was never going to figure out how! The slow-mo spelling bee
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5"Love your meatballs tho - and that sauce, mm!" added Ms. Svensson, another taster but mostly there to flirt with the cook. His monobrow hiked up a few inches. Was she serious?