Finished Folds (61—80)
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4with his can. Dorothy claimed she left it in his room, but it wasn't there now. So Tin Man went door to door around the neighborhood. *Knock, knock* "Hello, have you seen my can?"
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12on sale for $7.99 a pound. Several hours later, Spidey House smelled of roasted hobgoblin. Spiderwoman blogged about it on the web and posted photos from the feast.
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5bunches of bananas, coconuts, papaya, and mangoes. Kong's order was filled by a team of chattering Capuchin monkeys. When no one was looking, they pick-pocketed
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5I'd be half the man I used to be. My family was not going to be happy about my little accident, but I had to face them sooner or later. I trudged back to the old pickup truck
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3It was a gateway to a different dimension. Was that door always there? I wondered. I slid my hands over the ornately carved wood and touched the sizeable knocker shaped like a
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6wail on his guitar like he was a rock god. In Pete's mind, no one else could ever play as good as he himself. Joe the Bellhop hopped to the next gig and opened the door for
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5There was no way to know without diving in head first. Helga's head and mine met with a loud bonk. When the room stopped spinning, I finally came to the conclusion that
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4a sip of Shiraz that left him wanting more. But the winery tried to push the pinot and refused to sell him anything else. Satan spat fire at them and set their vineyards ablaze.
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5lide by this guy with room to spare, I thought but he chose that moment to shift his weight. Suddenly I am enwrapped in his natural manly odor. Tendrils of hair hang over
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4. It might actually be worth something one day. Recreating The Donald on paper was no easy task, and getting the colors and textures took the most time. His counterfeit stamps
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4work well but only in Wonderland. Invisible white rabbits only become visible in such places. Alice checked her "smart" clothing and discovered for the nth time that yes, there
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7ife hadn't prepared me for what came next. I was bound to a chair with multicolored cable straps. Levar smiled down at me as an eerie melody issued from the mysterious machine.
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4"Again?!" He sighed. I grabbed an axe and ran toward him. "'Oh yes I've got that crazy feeling,'" I crooned at Kenny Rogers. His head spun around wildly
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7and texted, "P.S. LOL Just kidding. You suck, too." I didn't have to wait long before Gramma stormed into my living room. She demanded to know what LOL meant
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2a semi truck driver on the highway. No one else had stopped or even slowed for him. Not many people hitchhiked these days. The truck driver told him where he was going
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5sold it to the highest bidder on eBay. I wish Mother Soup had asked me first. It was such a personal thing. Still it's not the strangest thing I'd ever seen for sale online.
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2indow of opportunity was soon to pass, so we better hop to it. The bullfrog might be right, but we froglets have to stick together. So before we ventured into the swamp, we made
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4Loinester slid the gleaming sword neatly into an intricate sheath . He sighed, loving the sound it made. He was standing in the doorway of the teahouse when Madam Wong appeared.
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7strange way to test a theory. The new phone was pretty much the same as the last one, despite all the hype. We solemnly swept up the shiny shards at Dr. C's feet. Next time
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6him further. Then what do you have? A duck amok. Feathers a flying. So be kind to your web-footed friends, and finish your Quacker Oats.