Finished Folds (101—120)
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8waiting ... a jester's costume? Oh well. It was better than being covered in King Barfur's barf. Albeit as soon as the jester's hat was atop his head, Sir Pansylot felt funny.
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3"Tuna salad, hold the mayo." Dinner was served on a silver tray; tufts of fur dotted the tuna. "The cat hair's a garnish," the Siamese waiter winked. "Free of charge."
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4clubbed me to death, but at least I would never again have to pay a cover charge. I could just waft into the club and nobody could stop me. Always look on the bright side!
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4I (the one on the left) took the tattered slip of paper and read the mysterious message. It had to be a riddle. It was then that I noticed someone peering over my shoulder. It was
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4I wanted to Tsinga out loud when Sandler spotted the oasis. "Call me the Kingfisher of Compliments, but Amstel waiting for you to tell me what a great find this is," Sandler said.
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8hook your hands behind your head and lean back in your chair to think. Finally you decide to hawk the Flacon as it were. The highest bidder buys the black bird-bottle for
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4fuzzy gray tummy. A deep rumbling emitted from Miss Kitty, and Mr. Ratatat gave a toothy grin. A babbling tabby ambled into the operating room just in time to see
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3No puppets were harmed in the making of this production. A few of the puppeteers later suffered from carpal tunnel syndrome, but they decided it was worth it to find out
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5She stared at his can and said, "Non-dairy? You've got to be kidding me!" She stepped back and slipped on a banana. They both pealed with laughter at the absurdity of it all.
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8stoat for me now! I must have that stoat!" Ol' Possum, as Cruella had long since cruelly called him, didn't dare argue. He lurched forward, reaching for the turgid stoat.
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4shing out the curious stains in our laundry. We agreed to do it just this one time. Next time we would have a different dry cleaner, preferably somewhere completely different.
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3to know that I was in love with a rhinoceros. Rhino what you're thinking, but how many people do you know that can honestly say that? Despite everything that happened
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4once I found a stone doorway and climbed through it. The streets beyond that narrow space were deserted as far as I could tell. That's when I heard moaning behind me. I ran
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8jumped at the sight of a sudden burst of bubbles at the surface. Aquaman was giving him suspicious looks. "Ew! Justin, was that you?" His merman tail suddenly smacked
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6I let our relationship blossom for, oh, about six months before I revealed my body-swapping plans. I know how that sounds, but how was I supposed to explain that I needed
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5Whizz. Can. Sin. I had a sneaking suspicion that consuming all that cheese had been a sin. Before long, my housemates got wind of the situation and quickly evacuated.
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3and a day away from becoming a legend. Someday wise, intergalactic beings would recognize Jimmy Jazz's "Baby, You Can Ride My Gnu" as the Answer to Everything. Who knew?
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4! Would he do the fandango? At the first crack of thunder though, Scaramoochie bolted with his tail between his legs. The pooches were perplexed. "We the Pooches do apologize..."
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8a message on the wind to his sister, Princess Gassiopeia. She breezed by them and floated to the scene. "You call that 'grazed'? Horse-feathers, Flatulus," she laughed. He rose
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3Jr. was done, Captain Cruller came to his rescue. "Don't be fooled by my name," the Capt. called as he shot like a torpedo into the ring. He helped patch up Donut Jr.'s middle and