Finished Folds (501—520)
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3than getting teeth pulled although laughing gas might have improved the situation. I must have been thinking out loud. Just then several FSers rolled in a ginormous tank of N2O.
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1She threw back her head and cackled. Her brother cringed at the sinister look in her eyes and her yellowed teeth and cracked lips. Loaded paintbrush in hand, she reached out
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4a loud kaboom. My neighbor was playing with fireworks again and had set the house ablaze. No amount of struggling freed me from my cocoon, but at least I was finally warm.
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8woke the dog, which wagged its tail, which knocked over a stack of magazines, which toppled a vase of flowers, which splashed water all over my paperwork,
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2a blue jay-walker as I crossed the street mid-avenue block and flipped the bird and even though I thought that was a little out of proportion to the situation I kept silent until
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3What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.." Or maybe not. He'd figure it out. But when he stuck a foot into the road, his Lay-dee began clucking up a storm.
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3LAYER. Speaking of layers, there's a company party this Friday & Cake is performing. The real royal icing on the cake though is that if I miss out on a piece of cake this time, you
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7over the safety bed rails. The tendrils branched out further from my body. When the ICU team arrived, everything in the room seemed to be enshrouded in a thick green blanket.
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1swished her long, striped tail and kneaded her paws. Suddenly a second furry face appeared above the Mountain Cat and trilled loudly. It was Ceiling Cat!
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6feet getting wet and having mud on their face, but they had to start somewhere. So they took the gig and opened for a better known act at the local watering hole, called
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4you fancied a wee sit on the throne. That's when this life-changing opportunity that only happens once, maybe twice, in a blue moon happens. Meanwhile you're left holding
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3frosty ears. Pretty soon Enrico would turn into a pupsicle. "Know what's even better than a talking canine? A spelling bee!" That melted Frosty's heart. Dragon huffed and puffed
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4planted near the front. They do a nice job of hiding the entrance, don't they? Ha HAH!" He laughed too loudly. She cringed but followed him into Ian's hideout.
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8It wasn't much to go on, but the drunken cowboy was determined to win that reward. So he packed up his few belongings and set off in search of the green eyed, blackish haired
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4However she tripped over the bushy branches and fell so far and for so long, that it seemed like she'd never hit solid ground. The bush was a portal to another dimension.
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5Ewe might think he was trying to pull the wool over his boss' eyes. It was true. He pretended to give a flock about his work, but deep down, Mr. Wolf was a baaad boy.
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3It wasn't the first time, and it wouldn't be the last time.
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7said the guard, a starred member of the Yard. He who eats more chard loses the lard, said the ward whilst playing cards with
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6I offered Frosty a helping hand. He gave me a watery smile and said, "Why are you helping me?" "Because once when I was in dire straits someone was kind enough to help me."
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6smoking hot, but in need of a hearty meal. So Katy climbed aboard the trampoline and bounced while Sarah slipped some burgers onto the tabletop grill. The 5 SOS guys