Finished Folds (521—540)
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1blazing. She took another swig from a jug before dumping the rest onto Trump's designer shoes. He was ranting and began insulting her. She cursed him, and just like that,
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2Someone gave him a helpful little nudge, and suddenly he was flying down the slope. Onlookers were showered with black seeds that popped out of his watermelon rind skis.
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1, which is why I walked to work that fateful day in February. In one hand, I held an e-cig, and over my shoulder was my cross-body satchel. I never expected
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4with a right-hook to the jaw. Capt Enamels shrieked. "What the devil are you're doing? I just got new implants." Capt. Enamels checked his pearly whites for chips in the mirror.
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2five feet away, I saw my crush talking with a group of friends at the bar. I wiped the pea scented gruel out of my face and hair, and dashed behind a coat rack to hide.
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4How did they know where to find me? I'd left early in the wee hours of the morning. Yet when I opened the door, the wilting spinach reached out with leafy limbs to grab me.
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3He said he'd take care of dessert. He went back to the kitchen and was in there a long time. I heard a cacophony of rattling, banging, and then a loud crash.
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8Hey leggoahmahair! What were they doing? I tried to walk off. Backoffbeezus. Heywatsabigidear dongothrowinmeoutta here. Jushavina lilsip ... yawanna trysum? *Belch*
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5Miss Whitcomb opened the valentine card and read it aloud in front of the whole class, "Roses are red, violets are blue, crayons cost less than a dinner for two."
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5on its way. The gypsy clowns were playing with the radio. Lalalala lalalaa. The caravan was painted red and white
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1Like a deflated souffle, I collapsed to the kitchen floor. Moments later I saw the sticky note on the fridge - a ransom note! "If you want to see your precious French toast again,
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5drifted away silently. Time seemed to stand still here. I settled back into the ebb and flow and allowed my weightless form to be carried off by the rolling, salty waves.
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3savored its deep flavors. "Mm, cloves, cinnamon, and ... blood oranges? Was Shirley drinking chai before she died?" "You're too good, Tony," Audrey murmured. I retracted my fangs.
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3I'm just going to take a couple of bites and save the rest, I thought. The voice of my voracious appetite suddenly spoke, "Stop staring and eat it already!" I lifted the doughnut
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3. *Rumble* First he'd stop for lunch though. 'Nothing like a serving of organic honey and fresh roots to get the old gears moving again. It was the paws that refreshed him
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2around the edge of the door and lifted the chain. She pushed her way through. There was nothing I could do to stop her now. "Hildebertha, can't we just talk?" "You leetle
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1"Literally?!" "Haha, very funny, Mister Smarty Pants! I expect to see some real results this time." Jeff wasn't listening though. No one called him that except
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6startled by a loud noise. The ground shook. Then: "Woo hoo! We've struck gold, boys!" Folding Fairy left her Enamel sanctuary and ventured further into the cavity, where she met
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1"It brings up bad memories. Don't ask me to explain." (Formerly) Starfish-McMahon sure was in a prickly mood. Ned could tell it was a touchy subject, so he dropped it. Instead he
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5"Hm?""You can't wear polka dots with stripes! Are you serious about this job or joining the circus?" Jay just hoped Montague, the interviewer, didn't look down at his clown shoes.