Finished Folds (581—600)
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5still salvageable. I leaned in and examined it more closely. "Yes, a little superglue, a few stitches - that's all you need." He just drooled. I sighed and dialed 1-800-4BRAINS.
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4try." Charlie Brown dropped to his knees & mumbled a few words before Marcie gasped, "What the actual --?" Patty glared at her & cut in, "Don't you have someplace else to be?"
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3a guy in a flying squirrel suit zoomed past me. The breeze ruffled my hamster suit tails. Meanwhile I lost my balance and tripped. My twerk-trip-tumble maneuver went viral.
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0p, grabbed me by the shoulders and yanked me away from the gargantuan M&M. A heavy chunk of chocolate clung to my tongue. I had to walk around like that for days before it fell off
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4stepped through his front door. All the sights and smells outside suddenly overwhelmed her; she felt sick. She stumbled to the hall closet. Instead of a mop and bucket, she found
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1. Tigger hopped over and said, "Hehee, that piglet has ceased to be!" Pooh procured a sticky, broken shard of glass and waved it in the general direction of the Captain.
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3and played videogames for most of the day. Dizzy was his name, and that's just how she felt around him. Maybe it was the weed talking, but Janice had a sneaking suspicion that
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3back when he tried to take fruit from their limbs. The towering trees tittered at him. He ran so far away, saw dust flying everywhere. He hated paper mills. Pepper mills, too.
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8have to get really plastered to survive this evening. I wished I could walk away, but I was out with my boss and I was due for a raise. The comedian's lackluster act only worsened
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1formerly known as Mr. PooBah Pants dressed in his birthday suit to deliver speeches at the BBASS conventions. It went unnoticed by most of the attendees, but that all changed when
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4Watson was no fool and had seen this coming. He ducked; the bullet missed. "Blasted!" Holmes wasn't himself. In fact, it wasn't the real Holmes, but his doppelganger. Watson had to
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1and crying some, too. I suddenly sneezed, sending pink fluff flying wildly, spiraling through the air and tumbling further away. Tears trickled down my cheeks. "Farewell, fluff."
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3"C, as in candy?" "No, sweets, it's with a K. As in, kindly keep quiet." Summer & Sarah sagged against the licorice ropes resignedly. Mark tossed Red Hots at them while
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3I held on tightly for a long time, but after four hours, I let go. What a pity, I thought, as I began a sudden free-fall into the abyss. Eventually I would hit rock bottom.
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7His boss took tissue with that. Soon Hank was packing up and leaving the hanky highway. From then on, he left a light on at night, to ward off bad dreams and the boogerman.
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3the entryway like last time. Zed had come home late with his arms full of packages. He kicked the Crystal, it slid across the tiled floor and shattered. Art stepped barefoot into
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1wrong. You are right to say that I have other friends, but none of them have what Jazzy has. Speaking of which, he's wagging his tail now. He knows when I'm talking about him.
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1I'm not even thinking about it anymore. *Rumble!* Lalalala, can't hear you! I'm thinking happy thoughts, not about those cookies cooling on the kitchen counter, as we speak.
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2best friend's seat. You know what they say: you can pick your friends, you can pick your seat, but you shouldn't pick your friend's seat. Annie and I sat down for dinner at
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0I had to jump thru so many hoops, and I was tired of working for peanuts! That night, I was shot from the cannon wearing my supervillian outfit, and I landed in the lap of