Finished Folds (601—620)
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2best friend's seat. You know what they say: you can pick your friends, you can pick your seat, but you shouldn't pick your friend's seat. Annie and I sat down for dinner at
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0I had to jump thru so many hoops, and I was tired of working for peanuts! That night, I was shot from the cannon wearing my supervillian outfit, and I landed in the lap of
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6Others. So I went to my special place and summoned my friends. They came slowly, one by one, and each time, I did my little dance. "See, THAT'S what it's all about!" Dead silence.
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2get a nasty surprise. Once they bite into it, they'll be turned into snarling beasts themselves. Dreamily, I wander into the street toward The Rabid Fox pub. Mum is shouting, but
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4Folding Story Moral Code 6: Thou shalt not kill or maim thy neighbor's fold, unless it is absolutely necessary, unavoidable, or simply irresistible! Folding Story Moral Code 7:
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3" To prove it, I tasted one. It was so salty I made a face. The upset man said, "See? My nuts will never be the same!" :Maybe it's time you branched out. Pine nuts, maybe?"
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1He said it again. It sounded better the third time around, so he said it yet again. "Kiss yer mother with that mouth, do ye?" He swung around, his kilt swirling. It was
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3..said the note on the refrigerator door. Why wasn't he bear enough for her? Pooh plopped onto a chair and poured himself another rye and honey. The place felt so empty without
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1Imagine this: you're crawling through rush hour traffic, you desperately need to use the facilities, and the pitter-patter of raindrops on the windshield is only making things wors
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5-nut squash soup was on the menu for dinner, and speaking of lemons, I made lemon meringue pie for dessert. I savored the flavors while I contemplated politics and current events.
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2lunatic in the mirror. It takes four hours standing there to realize it's me. I faint. "Winning combination? I don't think so," says one of the lab techs. I wake in a padded cell.
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1Meanwhile one of them leapt from the shadows onto my leg. I screwed my eyes shut and shook the thing off. Suddenly I bolted awake and threw back the bed-sheets. Just. A. Dream.
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1ation, exchanged his McUniform for a kilt, and stormed out - but not before leaving his McMark on the turntable. Finally he strode out of that fabled Scottish restaurant for good.
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2different. He was wandering the swamps on Dagobah in search of food one night, when a dragon-snake suddenly surfaced and swallowed poor Yoda in a violent flurry of green and gray.
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1the man who hired me to avenge his son's death. I search far and wide and finally find the old fogy drinking sake in a nearby sushi house. "Spicy salmon, please," I say and sit
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5everyone knew the story. It was no secret that the schoolmaster spent six months at a nearby sanitarium after an embarrassing episode that left him with a pair of horns attached to
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3kitchen. She stuttered, "I...I hope you don't think I'm piggy. I just ham what I ham, and I happen to be an avid sausage lover." "That's what I like about you," Joey gushed.
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7"Sometimes," she purred. I took another drag off the hand-rolled cig and then picked dried bits from between my teeth. "This is so much easier than mowing," I said smoothly.
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3. To be fair, the cows had reason to be recalcitrant. One could tolerate only so much bull. We had decided to visit Wisconsin to do as the slogan says, 'Come sniff our dairy air.'
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3like me be saved? Amazing gra--" Ida began. "Stop singing! Now I'll never get that song out of my head!" The traveling salesman darted away, faster than Usain Bolt.