Finished Folds (741—760)
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3saw that there were no seat belts as the crowded tour bus took off at an alarming speed. My forehead hit the back of the seat in front of me. I cursed and held onto the nearest
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4"We need a ride, last Tuesday!" Mr. Monday said he'd do his best to help out Mr. Thursday and Mr. Saturday, but it would cost them. Mr. Thursday ordered a chocolate sundae
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1took one and brandished the baby cuke like a tiny gun. He played knick-knack on my thumb. His name was Paddy, and he had a strange way of getting home.
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5skittered away. The hallucinogenic root was out of reach. "Blast it! Give me the root or I will leave you here to rot!" The threat was flimsy however, as the girl was the one with
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6"That's not loaded, is it?" "Let's find out." "Hey everybody, watch this!" The on-camera audience stared at the two fools on the set of the new action TV series, "Extreme
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4over the ramifications of that. What if his slobber short-circuited my face? I beeped at him and flashed my lights. Data was unperturbed. He reached over and pushed my buttons
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5on in horror as Igor tossed away the paint can. It hit Victor Frankenstein in the forehead and knocked him out cold. Igor motioned to the Mummy and Wolfman. "Walk this way..."
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2Yet her dad hadn't realized she couldn't eat bananas, berries, apples or pears. That left just a single orange. She reused the ribbon and cellophane wrap from the fruit basket for
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3Flocks of tourists flew into the sleepy river town to marvel at the sight. Flecks of gold were strewn all across the water's rippled surface. Folks tried various ways to capture
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5Without warning, Cleaverbot crashed into Cleverbot and wreaked havoc with various sharp attachments. Cleverbot was a very willful bot, and Cleaverbot had finally snapped.
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2were on Magic Mike's perfectly wrapped package. "Hey, shorty. It's your birthday?!" 50 Cent couldn't afford to get him a gift. (He forgot actually.)
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3.. but his blood pressure and temperature were normal, so that made up for the throbbing pain. Almost
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4the frog was a royal (pain in the princess' neck). OK - that one wasn't a surprise. But remember the old witch? She's a cannibal! Remind me not to take any solitary hikes through
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2canola oil, stacked high and slathered with a special sauce. The McDöner is healthy, too. It's served on a bed of iceberg lettuce!" "Iceburg - does anyone really eat that stuff?"
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5This story is officially over, finito. It has ceased to be! ... What are you still doing here? I've nothing to add. That ending was so sublime. Let's not muck it up with a dangling
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3doffed his hat and stepped toward the window. Then he grinned, revealing razor sharp teeth. "Gah!" I yelped and dashed into another room. Lightning flashed. I couldn't look
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2a mutt, we're through!" With that Princess Bernice dropped her cig butt at Dog Knight's feet. That's when the large bear wearing khakis strolled by and whispered: "Only you
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3Porky's Pig Shack for some spare ribs. Luckily they were cooked properly and I avoided pot holes. Next I went shopping for a replacement kitchen table - one that was resistant to
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5She rolled her eyes and asked, "Oh my cod, Arnold. Does that ever 'eely work?" Arnold gave her a roeful glance. "Seriously though, you should come over and see my plaice later."
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4Then Henry went over to a wooden structure and pulled out a rectangular object with strange markings on it. He called it something like "buck" and said it gave him ideas about fish