Finished Folds (721—740)
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6flung it, but it bounced off, hit my forehead, & knocked me out. I woke up hours later, enveloped in a giant pita. With an electric bread knife the bakers created an escape route.
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4"Is that as hard as you can hit?" She grinned. She was clearly baiting me. The whole situation seemed fairly fishy. And the heat was really getting to me. I stormed outside.
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9The bartender helped him back up so he could end the evening with a little dignity. "Thanksh Misher," slurred Scatman before he left in a daze. No more late-night luaus for him.
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4That was just for starters. Then came the palate cleanser: lemon-prune sorbet, yum. I then had some linguine in a vat of squid ink, an order of escargot, and a side of fried
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5stand & clap loudly to show my appreciation. It was a good play. But I just sat there all prim & proper. Sometimes living under such social restraints made me feel like a zombie
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7Herniated disk. 25) Roast pork fried rice. 26) General anesthesia. 27) Colonel Sanders. 28) Colloidal silver. 29) Nitrates. 30) Just one more
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6fuzzy worms and sit in the corner alone." The fry cook felt sorry for her and said, "How about an onion ring?" She blushed, wondering what he meant by that.
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3found. Or first? Anyway please iron out the folds from my gold silk PJs after you're done perusing my lingerie drawer. Hugs, Aunt Valetta." At last the golden fold was within reach
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3pick it back up now...or should I leave it? I want to play ball but run, too. Pick it up, leave it - I can't decide! WOOF. Woof. I'll just keep wagging my tail until you join me.
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4. Miserable, Ma Bell called tech support. Sloppy Joe footed the bill, literally. "I'm not sure that's how it works, dear," Ma said as Joe slid the piece of paper into his shoe.
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5highfalutin kit shickers. If we band together then Shirley can be Don. Wait, spell-check that, please. The folder monkeys are hardly the best typists. Let's bring this story to
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16hollered, "I wanna go home!" The Wizard paid her no mind. The Tin Man pointed over yonder and said, "That there scarecrow's got rocks in his head but we like him anyhow."
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4Lenny dumped the head into my arms and set the machete on the kitchen table. I gasped, "Wow, that looks tasty! Cauliflower?" I promptly invited him over for dinner.
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4" At least nothing worse could happen, Lloyd thought, just before lightning struck the tree outside his house. A large branch crashed down onto his neighbor's brand new Cadillac.
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3squeaked by security -nevermind how- and lived undercover for weeks with a kindly woman named Greta, who took the parrot under her wing. The parrot didn't seem ferocious at first.
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2my drum kit. Kaboom, thud! A ceiling light fixture and piles of plaster lay scattered around the hefty tenant. I went to help him. Still fuming, the other man picked up his toupée.
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3bathroom stalls and doors. 7) Toilet-paper the trees surrounding the school. 8) Blame numbers 4,6, & 7 on someone else. 9) Stay awake in 3 consecutive classes. 10) Take
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1What could I do with so much poultry? While I stewed over the possibilities, my pals showed up. It was going to be crowded. Finally I simmered down and made the best meal ever.
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7As he covered the body in the dumpster with garbage, he was singing again, "Can't read my, can't read my, no they can't read my --- " Someone tapped his shoulder.
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4My moth-er often said things like that. It was her way of saying that I should bee myself and not judge myself too harshly. I sighed and crawled out of the silky cocoon.